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@mosheoofnikrulz @Stonkfather2021 @grok I got you buddy. @grok tell me if I'm right or wrong and how.

@LordTismic @Stonkfather2021 @grok explain to this guy how things work

For GameStop to own 51% of eBay they need to purchase 227m shares 227m x $125 = $28.375b GameStop: $9.5b+ TD Securities: $20b Total: $29.5b+ That leaves $1.1b+ left over if shares move higher than $125 Tell me again how this deal can’t get done… #gme #ebay

@Emilyccstreams annnnnnd its gone.

@LordTismic Boob

before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didn't know my private life would be revealed like this. i trusted my moots and friends but it turns out i'm getting exposed. i'm leaving because you are all jealous of me and can't accept the fact that i'm dating ur mom

I had a dream that Juul was selling 100 packs of pods

@knowncapo @PaymoneyWubby

Clavicular vroommaxxes as he sees F1 cars in action for the first time IRL 😭🔥

Next time they should tell their cameramen to hold up their hands as well. Might look more real.

This dude has the worst takes and basically always has. Guys actually retarded.

@ACInvestorBlog With the high amount of eBay calls purchased with a 5/8 expiration, do you think the announcement might even happen this upcoming week?

$GME $EBAY 🚨 Breaking Rumor: GameStop is preparing a bid to buy eBay!  According to The Wall Street Journal, GameStop has been quietly building a stake in eBay and could submit an official offer as soon as later this month. This is part of an aggressive plan to turn GameStop into a $100B+ powerhouse by combining retail/gaming muscle with eBay’s massive online marketplace. • GameStop market cap: ~$12B • eBay market cap: ~$46B Shares of both jumped in after-hours trading yesterday. What do you think bold move or too ambitious? Or just a rumor to squeeze the huge short interest due to its high short ratio ?

Is there a surgery I could get where I have the bladder of a camel? I'd love to only pee like once a day

I see the number 41 everywhere, I try to ignore it as much as possible as to not read into it, and then this morning a nurse, who was doing an assessment before the doctor came in, had 41 and a little heart tattooed on her fucking hand.

I should post more on here. Current thoughts: - If gambling is so bad why does it feel so good? - Did you know you can use Brave browser to look at pornhub in Texas? - Did you know basically just pornhub is banned in Texas but everything else isn't?

@validclipx tear: a drop of clear salty liquid secreted from glands in a person's eye when they cry or when the eye is irritated. whats shown in this video seems to be crocodile tears based on the fact that no liquid can be seen and miz doesn't seem to need to wipe any away.

Mizkif broke down in tears after seeing Emiru backtrack on the allegations she made four months ago, in which she claimed he SA’d her.Her lawyer claims she used the term ‘SA’ because she was emotional. He lost most of his viewers, friends, and brand deals because of this allegation 😬😯🤦‍♂️

@ACInvestorBlog the daily on $XXI is interesting looking... looks kinda bottomish? 👀

What if companies that are currently gutting their staff with AI agents had at pay an "AI tax" that goes towards UBI? Feels like what needs to happen.

Mom is kicking it with a friend, fawning over child. Child is in stroller. Stroller rolls away but mother doesn't notice... Pixie comes up and kidnaps child, seemingly immediately. Like, how far could the stroller really go without the mother finding it. Tink is a kidnapper.

If I don't feel like it can I skip doing taxes this year?

Rage quit my stream today because Mewgenics. I don't think it was the game but something about turn-based games makes me want to end it all. Never again.

This seems nice but my brain is so skeptical of these types of videos now that I'd put money on this being their dog

If you're reading this you are incredibly lucky. Lottery jackpot odds are extremely low, typically around 1 in 292 million for major games like Powerball and Mega Millions. An average ejaculation contains approximately 100 million to 300 million sperm cells. Miscarriage is common, affecting about 10-20% of known pregnancies, but the actual rate might be much higher (closer to 40%) if considering very early losses before pregnancy is recognized. Putting it together, with an average of 200 million sperm and a 60% survival rate after fertilization, your odds of making it to birth were roughly 1 in 333 million.