Andy Cole

@mattletiss7 Thank you for raising awareness. My brother is triple vaxxed, eats 8 eggs a day and this happened to him at a wedding this weekend.

@OvoCricket Top order? I never agreed to this.

WEEKEND TEAM NEWS: 🔃 Buckley rewarded for bowling form with first team league start. 🐑 Lamb promoted after last week's fifty 🏏 Cole and Herringshaw to bolster Thirds top order. Mason makes first 2021 start. 👻 Casper Stockton back available and in the 2s Good luck!

The fabulous John Snow giving incompetent charlatan @MattHancock both barrels is a pleasure to watch. Watch it on repeat.

“So, lets get this straight. You were driving, to Castle Barnard, to test your eyesight...” “Yes.”

The pop-up toaster was invented in 1918. Was this the cause of Spanish Flu?

I think it's fair to say that David Icke should probably move to Turkmenistan.

All this time indoors has at least seen my Play-Doh game improve immensely.

Bold decision by the Bundesliga Highlights Show to hire Toast of London as a translator.

When you're an Englishman working in Australia... 🤣👏

@OvoCricket Reports of me being included in the 3s team 'to bolster the top order batting' have been confirmed as fake news.

Jack Wilson, a part of our U15's side, was the hat-trick hero on Saturday as his 6-45 helped the Third Team to victory against Bishopthorpe All the details, including of a very closely run game for our Under 9's, is on our website now. ovingtoncc.co.uk/2019/06/06/wil…

This has happened again!!! This time to the Sightscreen at the other end of the pitch. Please retweet.

PLEASE RETWEET: Unfortunately our Sightscreens have been vandalised again, I’m not sure why someone would want to do this. A big group of teenagers were spotted near this sightscreen last night, if anyone has any info can you please send us a DM. Thank you.

Just 13 days to go! Can you help Ovington out? All faces welcome! 🏏

another year, another NOTY. We're live: deadspin.com/presenting-the…

The new season is not too far away, so have you got your Ovo Fantasy Cricket team in? This year, there’s an actual website, what a time to be alive! £5 to play, £55 mill per team.. link below! 🏏 ovington.fantasyclubcricket.co.uk

#AccidentalPartridge twitter.com/tim_raglan/sta…

Always enjoyed the idea of going to Betty's and sinking ten bottles of Landlord.

@fossiliam @KelfieldC @OvoCricket Literally my only positive contribution to the game. #yorkshirepudswithstuffon

The Cheeky girls soundtrack must have affected them as an under strength team threw away the win @OvoCricket. Beautiful weather and a good tea were the highlights. #yorkshirepudswithstuffon.