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New Zealand Katılım Şubat 2019
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Kittycel@Kittycel66·
Every movie director who makes a historical film should get a big red button labeled "CALL THE LARPERS!!!" which beams radiowaves straight into the brains of every larper in the vicinity to bring their gear and skills for the movie for it to be more accurate
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jeanne ne sais quoi@MetaReflexive·
the car as a commuter vehicle is disgusting, but for long distance non linear group transportation is it quite beautiful
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Pharaoh
Pharaoh@PharaohEtCaesar·
>"Your rebellion is at an end, Saigō!" >"You may defeat me now… but the samurai spirit shall live on through Tom Cruise…" >"Who is Tom Cruise?" >"You’ll see…"
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The Associated Press
The kiwi, New Zealand’s sacred national bird, vanished from the hills around Wellington more than a century ago. Now the capital’s residents are waging a citizen campaign to return the endangered flightless birds to the city.
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..S@18Dew78·
Fucking big balls of steel.
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faye still living with laurie despite owing her no debt at all #Euphoria
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Maia@maiamindel·
euphoria season 3 has the game of thrones finale problem where every character (cassie becoming a vapid materialist, nate being her beta bucks, jules just falling back into pleasing old ass perverts, lexi being a sexless loser) makes sense but is handled with zero tact or sense
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Lew 🐯🔥@riskylew·
We live in a LARP society. All of their body language, mannerisms - the childlike thrill of getting to aimlessly yell "MOVE MOVE MOVE" like a Call of Duty NPC - have been laser-ingrained into their brains from decades of FPSs + action movies where they're all the main character.
Prashant Umrao@ippatel

White House Correspondence Shooter Identified as Cole Thomas Allen. This is how secret service controlled the shooter.

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Tim Urban
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy·
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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rio 🪲 bug oomf@colligocritters·
I read through the entire article of the guy who purposely left a botfly larvae in his skin just to be able to experience what that would be like and it was kind of grotesquely beautifully worded
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Torinthestorm
Torinthestorm@torinthestorm·
@madeleinewintr Half of that is renly not deciding to back his brother which may have also brought the reach to his side and thus let him steamroll the lannisters
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