Lord of Snark

BREAKING: Chuck Norris to deliver his own eulogy.

BREAKING: New York Gov Kathy Hochul wins coveted "Florida's Realtor of the Year" title.

@HustleBitch_ Cl-ASS-y.

🚨 Jeff Goldblum, 73, poses with his 43-year-old wife Emilie Livingston. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

BREAKING: Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei finally emerges after persistent death rumors.

BREAKING: Iranian state media aired a video declaring Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force (IRIAF) plans to target U.S. bases in the region.

@SenWarren Nobody wants war. But politicians think only in terms of political cycles. Kicking the can down the road is not a viable strategy. Imagine Iran launching a nuclear weapon at Israel, Europe or the United States. Declaring "Iran is on the wrong side of history," is not sufficient.

Trump’s war against Iran is illegal and a betrayal of the American people. Congress cannot allow Trump to drag yet another generation into a forever war.

BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei convenes meeting with 72 virgins.

BREAKING: New Yorkers discover that the warmth of collectivism is not enough to melt snow.

BREAKING: Keir Starmer blocks US from using British bases for strikes on Iran, citing Islamaphobia.

@JACKCARTER009 This assault has no silver lining.

@EshaAA33 👇

Woman is going viral for saying that men who want to go on a date with her have to pay a $100 refundable deposit. Thoughts?

@503Saraidiaz So am I. Hit me up, baby!

im single btw

@Matt_Pinner Flush that b!tch.

As the man of the house, what’s your next move? 😳

@honeymoon250 Because they get a vague feeling about what's about to hit them.

Why do men cry on their wedding day?

@Beno10_MFC 👇

What am l?? 🤔💁‍♂️

@AdrianReyn79551 Fight him.

🚨What was the critical mistake Jake Paul made against Anthony Joshua⁉️👀

@honeymoon250 Rehome the children.

The kids have done this to my chair What should I do?

ANALYSIS: Jake Paul accidentally enters professional boxing match against Anthony Joshua- results are jaw-dropping.

@biggirlabby Yes.

am i too chubby (500lbs) for my age with 22? 🤓

@TiffanyFongEtc A dildo.

what do i buy my bf’s parents for xmas ???