john popper’s harmonica bandolier

it’s a shame that FREAK 4 NACHO CHEESE doesn’t fit as knuckle tats

stuck between a rock and a hard place (two parties that WONT stop conversing during a band’s set)

whoever has been hyping up beatboxes, y’all are NASTY

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

idk why nobody can remember my schedule it’s just Mon 8-4 but actually 8-2 Tues 12/12:30-6/6:30 Wed 5-11 Thurs 8/8:30 -3/3:30 unless it’s 10-4 Fri was 6:30/7-12/1:30 but now it’s 6:30/7-2:30/3 Sat was 6:30/7-3 now it’s 6:30/7-12/1:30 and Sun 2-8am, duh :)

in the torture dimension

@catspatz6 PASTRAMI LOX COME HERE

Gave the bagel boss a heads up that I snagged some cream cheese and he said I’m free to take what I want, I don’t think he realizes what I’ll cost him in lox.

@catspatz6 @pookaspurs Ginuwine

@pookaspurs @LoreHurl pony

the horse is corraled

yeah for sure

in case you’re wondering how i’m doing

@pookaspurs ON A STEEL HORSE I RIIIIIIDEEEE

@LoreHurl i think i just realized what the horse is..

texting the beating a dead horse man for dead horses to beat

brb, goin to see a man about a horse

lets be manic with mama

can mogging at the recycle center

i am my mother evidence 452: phone call from my maintenance guy yesterday turned into a 45 min yap session

BREAKING: Gym Grandpa Does Cleanest Dap

what are we doing

when i got an extra bippy to bet and that shit sweet

drag queen Tuck Her Carlson