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The digital damsel
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The digital damsel
@Loseyies
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Ibadan, Nigeria Katılım Eylül 2022
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@kingberrykarter What was that ambulance doing in your compound biko?
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@kingberrykarter You head will just be ringing bell, your ears hot. Then your heart will be beating very fast and head.
Thank God that your fear didn't happen.
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Omo I just had one of the scariest moments of my life! 💔💔💔 seeing ambulance parked outside my house!
In fact na today I confirm say I love my wife…
I closed from work to 2 missed calls from her, I tried calling back she no answer…so I got in my car, and drove home.
I got home to see ambulance in front of my house, my chest first tight…
“maybe she tried calling me, I didn’t answer, and she had to phone 999” I swear, I come dey reason all sorts of things…
I was hoping that the paramedics are taking good care of her, while blaming myself for not taking her call!
I opened the door and got inside to meet wifey slicing veggies for salad, she said she wanted me to buy salad cream…
I couldn’t say a word, I just hugged her really tight, said I love u…🙂
Then I said, I dey come make I go buy the cream, “ah baby are u sure?? Come and put gizzard in ur mouth”
Me: lol baby no worry I dey come…for my mind na only me know wetin happen between me and my chest.
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@Adunniolaide02 Yes now, you'll start the gossip from the husband, described him in a weird manner, if the wife loves her husband you will see that she will mute and roll her eyes
I'm very sure you will also have someone to join you laugh in the vehicle.
Incase of next time, you hear?
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I entered this bus this morning on my way to work and noticed this couple sitting very close to each other.
At first, I thought, “Aww, see lovebirds o.”
Like it is normal couple conversation.
But the way they were pressing their heads together looks suspicious.
They would look at someone… lean in… whisper… then laugh.
I said okayyy. Let me observe and know why they are acting like this.
We got to the first bus stop. Someone came down.
Immediately the wife leaned into the husband’s ear and whispered, “This guy has body odour.”
Both of them burst out laughing.
That was when I knew.
These people gossip passengers.
Every bus stop? New victim.
Another person came down.
They looked at the person’s shoe, and leaned in again. “Can you imagine this kind of shoe?”
They both laughed again.
I said ahhh... I might be the next victim because my bus stop is near.
Now, we got to my bus stop.
The driver said, “where is that lady that wants to stop here.”
I kept quiet.
He repeated it.
I said, “Oga, I don’t want to stop here again.”
The wife (couple gossips) turned and said, “But you told the driver you’re stopping here.”
I gave her one dangerous side eye that translated to: “You want to gossip me abi? Lie lie.”
The driver said okay and moved.
Right now, I am still on my way to where I don't know...
But I will not come down before them.
I don see say na gossip wey couples use to run their marriages now.
No wahala!! 😠🥹
Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

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