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@Thebestfigen First guy to rage bait a fish

A diver gets a memory he will never forget.

@shabb003 Hating on frieren in particular out of these four is crazy work

Frieren gotta be the most overrated slop to drop in the last 20 years ngl

@akafaceUS People like this ruin society

This restaurant serves "unlimited rice" and this guy found a loophole.

@walsxbt Now do salary

Thailand is the best country in the world I like it all: 🇹🇭 culture 🇹🇭 people 🇹🇭 food 🇹🇭 nature 🇹🇭 affordability & comfort 🇹🇭 freedom Name a better country, I’ll wait

@angelroom0 If your job title in big 2026 is "lang"-dev, you might wanna start reading up on how to make a Big Mac

“cache” and i’m supposed to believe python ‘devs’ are human

@yurimusings This guy's babies are so fucking dry right now

okay diddy aside, real ass question though what the fuck is baby oil even used for

@SSB_Leek1 Amigger

2024 LFA highlights youtu.be/mLDhowB4p8M?si…

@jordanreviewsit >wake up when sun hits face >drink clean water from river >spend a couple hours picking berries and catching rabbits with the boys >make some cool crafts >sit around the bonfire with your close-knit tribe >tell stories and banter >repeat for 30 years >still better than cubicle

>wake up at 6am >drive 45 min in traffic >spend all day on virtual calls >buy a $20 slop bowl >spend final 5 hours pretending to work >go for a walk around the retention pond and hope to see a turtle or duck >plan which dates you’ll use your 12 PTO days >tell coworkers you’re living the dream >repeat until 65

@lowcortisol Who do you think?

“Stop Asian Hate” bro who tf hates asians

@de3dsoul Skipping class at the college of Winterhold be like:

@FredTheFinch0 Looking like a kippah. Call that Alysa Jew.

We be Alysa liu up in this shit

@eris_nerung The AWS intern verifying the age of every new Linux VM:

"including Linux"

@MissesDread Talk about genocide

Do people even understand that the entire Middle East was home to a diverse array of cultures and religions before Islam colonized it?

だいぶあたまわるい

@0xleegenz I'd love to quit and hang out in nature instad but I've gotta fucking eat and not freeze to death bro

Imagine being 70 and realizing you missed days like this For a job that gave you 3% raise but took 90% of your life

@Vynraee Read this if you're confused

@chriswithans Good on you for winning the gold in Disney on ice, but you can leave the real athleticism to the Europeans.

This is of course insane because the U.S. will have won gold in the most prestigious event, women's figure skating, and gold in the team skating event; plus gold in women's hockey and either silver or gold in men's hockey. But Norway wins 25-odd medals in Long Walks with Skis and they get the top spot. Like hey, I won the Secretary-Treasurer position for all the clubs I created in high school. I am therefore a better politician than Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump combined!

@Pokemonshell Incredible display of jestermaxxing

Gengar trying to impress Hatterene🤣🔥

@NoContextBrits This really sums up Europe, making facts illegal because they might offend someone.