ponytail derek

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

yet another good book interrupted by the shackles of employment

Gay Guy Music Video Night refers to the activity not necessarily the demographics involved. A group of women can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. A doll and 3 straight guys can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. The name merely honors the originators of the tradition

I do not look like any celebrities. I do not look like anybody that's ever lived. My parents found me in a field

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

I need to go on a really long walk and look at things and smile or else the evil whispering in my ears will devour me

i would love to unclench my jaw one day

You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die

Sometimes a Bad bitch just needs to go the Sea

do you ever feel so alone that you could implode and no one would know

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

an adrianne lenker song would kill these people

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

Gorillas are so funny bc why did she roll down the hill just to beat his ass

somebody is finally having a worse wednesday than conrad fisher

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia