FUCK you

me at my birdie spot :p

sometimes when i lock my car the beep scares me a little

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

u think there’s mormon families going thru divorce bc their partners have debilitating caffeine addictions

COCK ear implant?? i’m not fucking gay dude

Your soulmate is no one

@janlevinson69 mute swan

In Toronto they force you to go out in the rain

@ogScraper just 1? #nerd

@LouLUFC A weed for me

i’m going to the weed shop u guys want anything

@marshmarigold hi 😎

@LouLUFC Hey

me at my birdie spot :p

@carsmakemecream alright

@LouLUFC Oh so imma move there fuck yall

canadians be like “let’s go to the weed shop”

@ratchetpizzas can’t call ur weed man a plug if he only sells weed and dispo is american slop so try again

@LouLUFC Nah it’s either dispo or the plug

canadians be like “i’m going to rez for gas”

@XxWetBallzxX elite membership pricing is also insaaannneeeee

@LouLUFC If everyone in this world acted like the people I’ve met and talked to at Canna Cabana this world would know peace

@carsmakemecream calling weed shop a dispo is american slop

@LouLUFC Actually it’s the dispo

@XxWetBallzxX ur right but im still calling it the weed shop x.com/loulufc/status…

@freakyteezy_ they can sense fear

the geese in London, Ontario are thugs

canadians be like “can i use pc optimum here”

@stampedevictim hmmm ur probably right but i post pics of myself because im a beautiful, sensitive, emotionally intelligent, young man <3

Men only post pictures of themselves when theyre going through a dark period of their life thats why they consider women posting pictures of themselves as an opening

canadians actually stop being canadian when world cup rolls around they start rummaging thru their ancestry to pick a place that might have a chance at winning

@bedriddenmaiden ur argentinian…

@LouLUFC not me #notme