Louis Robinson

Instead we’ve got sporting directors who think they know better and trying to be too clever with it. Out of their depth, it’s not Brighton. Seemingly emboldened by at least one of the owners to make it worse.

PSG are exactly the club the new Chelsea owners should have been aiming to replicate. Signing the best in class players aged 20-26. A couple of players who have been there and done it. Leveraging one of the great footballing cities to produce best in class academy talent

Our squad to take on @LondonBroncosRL

@gothburz Just watched a webinar on this very topic, identify the pain first, evaluate the cost before applying- tt-s.com/en/digital-ado…

To be clear: the problem isn't Copilot. It's the "add AI to everything" playbook. It's led to inferior and overpriced AI products. $30/seat/month for a wrapper most teams could build in a weekend with MCP or Claude agents - customized to their actual workflows. Microsoft is already scaling back because adoption is a ghost town. extremetech.com/computing/micr…

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

Gone from trying to mug us off all week to this. Remember they kill people. Up the chels!

WEVE WON IT ALLLLLLLLL

@BishayMikey @ablairwhite13 Don’t I know it son

@ablairwhite13 You make your own luck in this game

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That about sums Salah up, misplaced pass = assist

You could not run a club more misguidedly with good intentions than this ownership has

Tuchel got it. Image his input on the 1 billion they’ve pissed up the wall.

Chelsea football club absolutely on its arse, regressed massively last two months on the pitch. Failed to capitalise on an incredibly easy run and the moderate success papered over the cracks

I am sick of watching all of these disciples of Guardiola in football talking about the project, their style or play and the process. You’re at Chelsea, the club DNA cultivated over the past 2 decades is to win now and take on the challenge.

Fofana is a walking error, needs to get that out his game asap.

Andy Murray- one of the greatest competitors I’ve seen in sport. To come back from what he’s come from, incredible resolve.

This has never been more there for the taking

Spain getting the Anthony Taylor experience for the world to see

How bad would Bellingham have to play to get subbed? Was there not a single left footed fullback option we could have taken for some balance?

Can’t wait to watch a shit documentary in 10 years where Southgate is full of regrets. Absolute coward.