DB

Now Tyrique…

And 37 mins later being pissed that the shop site kept crashing. This cult is exhausting.

All of my Bey group chats today were denouncing their letters…

Why are we not able to pick our own tasker anymore on @Taskrabbit ?! I should be in control of who I decide to come into my home, no?

How are there already flies in the house and we ain’t fired up the grill yet!!

I use one napkin per wing

Asking for permission before sharing someone’s number is basic etiquette.

So many people around me have lost their jobs or are in danger of being laid off… truly scary times. We need community and kindness now more than ever.

Someone use this in a scary movie trailer. I beg.

I’ll never take for granted that I get to watch TV for a living 🙏🏿🙏🏿

I luv my mommy

Strep throat as an adult is just criminal, like I feel too grown to be gargling bro

Say Drake

FINALLLLLYYYYY

I was literally in the middle of following this gumbo recipe… wtf do I do now

I don’t think that 4K thing work for me

You’ve just gained a lifelong fan in my dad. Bra-MF-vo @PTXofficial #NetflixNFL

@JasmynBeKnowing Love yooouuuu 💚❤️

Merry Christmas, everyone! Looking at my TL(s) and it feels like everyone I know had a challenging year. I hope if you cried more than you smiled, today is easy on you. Love, y’all ❤️🙏🏽

If I can stay funny, I can stay alive

I wanna become a pilot so I can surprise all my homies on they flights