C. B.

Unreal: Jamie Vardy. Incredibly dull compared to the rest of the Unreal series on Netflix.

If Michael Keane ever opened a football school, he should call it "Cant Block, Wont Block".

When Michael Keane hasn’t started for Everton this season P9 W5 D2 L2 1.88 points per game When he does P27 W8 D8 L11 1.19 points per game

2 minutes for Alcaraz .. dafuq is the point? Moyes has seriously messed up the substitutions today. Barry has been non-existant and George has done sod all.

Beto was battering their centre-halves and Thierry has been balsawood compared to him. So easily knocked off the ball.

The fuck has been Keane doing the second half - reaction speeds of the Titanic

Mateta .. 2-2 .. because of course it would happen. We cant keep hold of a lead.

KDH has been unusually hesitant today

Beto!!! Good stuff!! 2-1!!

Sarr equalises.

We could be either 3-0 up or at 1-1 if either side took their chances

Tarky!! Good start rewarded with an early goal.

We have wrote an open letter to @FA_PGMOL regarding the current state of officiating in the Premier League. A copy of this letter has also been supplied to Angus Kinnear for his meeting with PGMOL.

Lost my account with all my Everton mates/contacts please re-connect UTFT

Mykolenko and Barry and probably McNeil need to be sold in the summer. And Tarks needs to be eased out too.

Mykolenko has been piss poor today. Barry, McNeil, Pickford not much better.

Callum Wilson. Of course it would be.

DEWSBURY-HALL!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

Two changes and Barry stays on. W. T. F.

Fucking Barry has no fucking idea about running angles and into space. Garner breaks into the box on the left and Barry making as much movement as a snail in tar.