Barrington von Bismarck

@alexanderrX_ I used to get the train to Liverpool when I visited friends there. Train is so expensive I drive every time now.

the uk is not real. wanted to visit family in edinburgh for the bank holiday. i have a railcard, 30% off, should be fine? £200 return. for a train. this country is beyond saving

@HotOnionJuice @VoiceIslanderFn @EmmaRincon 0 for terrible service.

@VoiceIslanderFn @EmmaRincon 10% is minimum for terrible service. 20% is normal. 25-30% is for outstanding service. They brought me my meal. They didn't cook it. And they may not have even brought it to me.

I went to a steakhouse in Miami, paid the bill, and they automatically added a 20% tip. When the waiter brought the check, he said: “That tip goes to the whole establishment—if you want to leave something for me, it’s extra.” I didn’t add anything else—20% is already too much. He gave me a dirty look, like I was robbing him. This tipping culture is out of control.

@VoiceIslanderFn @EmmaRincon It's 20% too much if the food and service isn't good.

@EmmaRincon 20% is not too much. It’s the minimum.

@TheOneNGK Manly Chinese

Those Melons on Salma Hayek 🥵

@MHalberstram12 @etn_plus Wtf is based. Are you 13?

lucy pinder and sophie howard at the beach

@tonydetit @leighkeystone I love cocktails. Bought my own margarita ingredients. Enjoy them at home for pennies, rather than paying 12-15 quid outside.

@leighkeystone I walked past my local today and briefly thought, I'll pop in for a 2-3 pints. Then I remembered 3 pints is about £20 and I could go in the Iceland next door and get 4 pint cans of Carslberg export for £5.80. I'm not broke, but when it's £6 for 4 v's £20 for 3, it's a no brainer

The guy who owns our local chippy told me yesterday there’s no cod on the menu because wholesale prices are so high customers wouldn’t pay what he’d have to charge. What a country we now live in — a pint at the pub and even fish and chips are too expensive.

@alam_mumu @GarbageHuman24 KL is so peaceful, clean and orderly.

@GarbageHuman24 Kuala lumpur type shit

I’m sorry, Indonesia. I wasn’t familiar with your game.

@ranggarila @GarbageHuman24 Malaysia is a wonderful country

@GarbageHuman24 This is in Malaysia. We don't have trilingual signage. Even the Chinese signage split into three dialects. We don't have that here.

@therealmissjo @BlightyAlm1ghty A rope and a platform would do

@BlightyAlm1ghty I read a book once where the crimes the person committed are played on a screen in front of them again and again. They are unable to look away or turn their head. We need that. At the least.

This monster should be in prison for the rest of his life. Chukwuemeka Ahanonu from Peckham was driving incredibly recklessly around Leicester in June 2025. He overturned the car. Nila Patel, a mother of two, saw the accident and got off the bus to help. Ahanonu grabbed her from behind, punched her in the face so she fell to the floor and then continued to stamp on her and kick her, leaving her with brain damage. She died two days later. This man should never have been on the streets. In June 2023 he was given a suspended sentence after being found guilty of supplying drugs. His car was stopped in September 2023 and he was found to have drugs and a machete in his car. He was jailed for 24 months but was let out after less than a year. When he was interviewed by the police he is seen laughing about the event. He has led an appalling life, claiming Universal Credit while running a drugs operation that brought him £10k per month. He has been found guilty of murder and sentenced to 21.5 years. Let’s see how long he actually serves.

@chefsevenn Constipation

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

@614clinton Police officer?

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@escapefrommelos Coach windscreen

"How did you know I was Somali?"

@blaiklockBP Yes. The wealthy have their own private services. So can you.

Can Christian’s in Britain set up their own police and patrol certain neighbourhoods?

@andiecaz @BritishBastardX @BritishNewsUK_ 100%. It's not exclusionary. It's a good thing. Less strain on the state too.

@BritishBastardX @BritishNewsUK_ @BritifyUK They don't just help Jewish. Their community pays for them but they do help the local ambulances with anyone. These people are not the enemy.

Just a quick one. Why the fuck do we have "Jewish" abulances in the UK? Am i the only one failing to understand?

@BritishBastardX @BritishNewsUK_ @BritifyUK Yes - if people acted as a collective, we could. How you define English (residency? Passport? Heritage?) could be complicated. I've no issue with Jewish communities self funding services for themselves. My understanding is that these organizations do also help non Jewish

@BritishNewsUK_ @BritifyUK Cool, so we can privately fund police and ambulances for just English people? That sounds great!

@SpursOfficial What a wonderful day to be alive

A third goal for Nottingham Forest. ⚪ 0-3 🔴

@TheOnlyRobmdk @SpursOfficial It's a beautiful issue. I've waited decades to watch spurs go down. I really hope this year is my year.

@SpursOfficial Stop gaslighting fans. You don't give a fuck. Invest in the squad properly or fuck off. This isn't a player issue, it's an ownership and board issue. #EnicOut

Let’s do this, together 🤍

@SpursOfficial 😂😂😂😂

@james_xond No. But I'd worry a whole lot less.

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

@AvonandsomerRob @BazaritoDorito It got to 13% largely because of the ERM debacle. I'm guessing you're under 30? Research your arguments before deploying them :)

@BazaritoDorito It got to 13% after the Iraq War. People will always want to own a home but it would be very foolish to max on a mortgage with rates set to sky rocket.

Shotout to people who got a fixed rate mortgage at 5% or less before the Iran War. ITV reporting rates could be at 7% by Summer if the conflict isn't resolved. Is anyone still on a tracker?