Martin (he/him)

@the_fit_fem Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day.

Looking all of 40 today 😂

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨

@TinkerCunt_ It’s the tip of your little finger of your left hand. It looks a bit under fed. 🤪

The fuck does this have to do with using me tippee toes? God what a painful little dope you are pal. Bye bye xx

@Wee_Welshie How hard is it to paint a car black? Asking for a friend…

Coming to a car near you lol. You’re safe if it’s not black! Happy Friday from your most annoying menace 💋✨

@nyaraVT @IndiaWilloughby I read the Transphobes line in a Dalek voice. 😂

Trans people: “Hi, I’m [name]” Normal people: “Hi, [name]” Transphobes: “WHAT IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL NAME?? LET ME SEE YOUR GENITALS SO I CAN CHECK YOUR BIRTH PRONOUNS AND CALL YOU BY YOUR GOD GIVEN NAME.. I AM NORMAL I AM NORMAL”

@CarolMaps Men of his generation often have problems admitting their true feelings. You are a daughter and father would be lucky to have.

A couple of days ago, in one of dad’s many suicide notes, he described me as “not a bad daughter, all things considered” and I’m currently processing that it’s probably one of the closest things to a compliment I’ve had from him.

@treydayway @VexingVixxen Buy the SD version for £9,99 or the UHD version for £9.99.

Rent the movie for $20... buy it for $25

🤣 Must buy one of these before I die.

@MrNanobubble @ijdb74 Another one bites the dust.

@MrNanobubble @ijdb74 @MarinaPurkiss Are you more than a little upset that the EU has given 47 the finger? At least the EU don’t shoot their own citizens. Or deport them. And women (generally) have bodily autonomy. And our political leaders are not mentioned 1,000,000 times in the Epstein list.

I don’t even need to share this… Cos obviously it will be all over our news 🙄

@VividVivka I like to see you smiling, I love to see your eyes. (Not a euphemism!)

Good day 💚

@moonchild23580 Women are the most vulnerable in the world because they are not the ones who are responsible for the problems. I’m not sure what to make of that.

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."?

@moonchild23580 Ha! I used Compuserve at 2400 baud. The only thing slower is no data at all. At that point I’m crying.

BEFORE I DATE A GUY, I WILL FIRST MAKE HIM USE A COMPUTER WITH A SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO HE REALLY IS!!!

Proud moment. Now watch me say something dumb and wreck it. 🤣

@poe_collector And (as far as I can tell) not one of their insults has even scratched the paintwork on her armour.

@LowGradeEvil My favorite part is when they keep getting increasingly more nervous. It starts out “omg it’s been a week and she’s still going?” to “she’s still going (terrified)” because of the increasingly building backlash that Celia has stoked hahaha

@MrNanobubble @ijdb74 @MarinaPurkiss And after one mass shooting the UK took action. Not just “thoughts and prayers” every other day.

@LowGradeEvil @ijdb74 @MarinaPurkiss Europe is morally, financially bankrupt. Europe is the Rape Capital of the world ~

@MrNanobubble @MarinaPurkiss You think that even without the fiscal turmoil caused by 47 that we’d have made up the 4% hit to GDP Brexit gifted us? And you’ve got the nerve to attempt to insult my intelligence? You sound like a 47 supporter.

@LowGradeEvil @MarinaPurkiss Retard, borrowing costs are up, energy costs don taxes wiping out any growth. Moron.

@MrNanobubble @ijdb74 @MarinaPurkiss Yeah. Totally. The numbers say bankrupt. ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/p…

@LowGradeEvil @ijdb74 @MarinaPurkiss Europe is Bankrupt. Retard.

@sugarGSP You are not the issue.

There’s only so many times I can be fumbled. I’m starting to think that maybe I’m the problem and expecting too much?