𝗟𝗩𝗟 𝟯 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘

ㅤ ︙𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦́𝘋𝘦𝘹 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺︙ Despite 𝙖𝙡𝙡 attempts to cull their population, this invasive species continues to 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚. A massive outbreak of them has become a public concern. ⊲ -- 𝘼𝙡𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙖 -- ㅤ

ㅤ Eating you out of house and home and repaying you with bowls full of their off-white nut that could damn well be classified as a 𝙈𝙪𝙠 variant with how viscous it is. ㅤ

❤︎ for Ha𝙍𝘼𝙏ssment.

Waking you up with a viscous teabag, with those sweat-caked sacks hitting with the force of a Geodude using rollout.

ㅤ Making sure to leave enough of a scent for when you get home. ㅤ

ㅤ One could very well go on and claim that the Rattata are lugging around 𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙚 variants between their legs with how rotund and weighty those fleshy virility instruments are. ㅤ

@Purplexcellence Humans can have sloppy seconds. They’re not that mean.

@LowLevelVermin The hard part is that the rats get every woman and they don't leave anything to the rest...

ㅤ Don’t get this “It’s hard to get laid!” thing. Rats just whip out their dicks? And get pussy? What’s the hard part? ㅤ

Everywhere they go, they leave putrid cum stains that reek for weeks after their absence.

ㅤ — 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 ׅ⎖ — When one knows they might face a potential Rattata horde, preparation can save you from being lost for days. Here is a detailed guide on how to - ⚡️ 𝗕𝗥𝗥𝗭𝗭𝗭𝗭𝗭𝗧𝗧𝗧𝗧-! ⚡️ ㅤ

Making lists for rats only. 🫶🏾

@LowLevelVermin But aren't they like really short?- O-oh dear

Hairy rat nuts the size of your head.

@LewdandSpooky That’s what she’ll be doing, yes.

@LowLevelVermin G u l p

Imagine telling your parents that you’re pregnant with rats.

@TriFlavorFemboy They still haven’t figured out that he doesn’t have the equipment for that.

@LowLevelVermin More sore than jealous. They keep trying to impregnate him. 💧

Condoms are for husbands and boyfriends, not rats.

@TriFlavorFemboy Industrial-grade rubber would need to be utilized to properly contain those dicks- Is he jealous?

@LowLevelVermin Not like they would even fit, would they? Stupid fat rat cocks. 💢

@Purplexcellence Would she bring an entire pack over, just so she’d wet when she tries to put them on, only for each rubber to snap?

@LowLevelVermin But it's nice to see how they break...