Low Key
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Low Key
@Low_Key_Low_Key
Seeker of truth and humor. Follower of finance, tech, politics, health, comedy, art, entertainment, marketing, and video games.




Introducing CaktusJxck – a curated feed of second-by-second updates around the markets, 24/7. Caktus is a human being, not an AI bot, who was watching my market open/close streams for the past 2 years. Over the course of a few months, he started posting headlines in my chat, and I started literally relying on his comments to run my stream. Late last year, I decided to formalize the relationship and began paying him to create a curated feed for me. It became the single biggest contributor to my ability to not only understand the market, but many times also trade on the news given how strong his curation and speed was. Throughout the day, even when I am not live, I am using this feed more than anything else to get news about the markets. If you care about keeping up with stocks, you should join this. I cannot stress how incredible he is at curation, which is the hardest part about a newsfeed, most feeds just spam useless headlines that really don’t provide anything relevant whereas Caktus actually finds the best articles, X posts, videos, etc. and does them in a SECOND-BY-SECOND timeline that is relevant to the moment. He is NOT an AI bot and he is working literally 12-hours a day just doing this. He’s taken one day off for me in the past 8 months of working together. Now, one thing about Caktus is he’s had a tough few years. Testicular cancer, stomach cancer, thyroid issues, lost his job due to a hand trimmer and his spine is thinning as well. I say all this to say, he has found real purpose and joy in doing what he does for me and I had the idea to open-source this to all of retail because I really do think it is the best alternative to a Terminal newsfeed that most people can’t pay $25K a year for. He prides himself on being the quickest, most accurate, and most diverse quality with relevant news. The cost? Completely free. No strings attached. No upsells. No surprise offer. It is 100% completely free and always will be. However, if you’d like to support the project, you can contribute $5/month. For $60/year, I think you will find the feed more valuable than you can imagine, but it is free for anyone to join. Link below, we are currently using a WhatsApp Channel to syndicate, if there is demand for telegram we will add that to the mix but for now WhatsApp is the core distribution for the feed. Join and give it a spin for a few days – looking forward to any feedback!


The strongest red flag was when leftists lost the ability to be funny. Comedy relies on subverting expectations to expose truth. Leftism subverts the truth to peddle lies. That’s why they can’t be funny, they can’t reveal the truth, their entire politics depends on concealing it.




From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power’?,” and “Star Wars has gone woke” comes the latest online onslaught against the diverse cast of “The Odyssey.” These culture warriors have been led to battle by their own personal Agamemnon, Elon Musk. Read the full story now: variety.com/2026/film/opin…


To be eligible to win Best Picture at the Oscars… 1. At least 1 Non-White/Non-Straight lead or Significant Role. 2. At least 30% minor roles Non-White/Non-Straight people. 3. At least 2 Departments headed by Non-White/Non-Straight people. This is why Nolan did it. Coward.









It is impossible to overestimate the historic importance of @elonmusk purchasing this platform. He saved freedom of speech. He saved truth.















