Luca Haas

Don’t eat fruits from your friend’s houses, you never know where they have been. 🤢🤮

@SimplyChilis Is this actually made with AI or is Twitter flagging this incorrectly

Road courses for the next two weekends… can’t wait to break this out 😅

@Shne_Hollnder @cupidohatesme It’s ok Shaney

@cupidohatesme ?

Can it be Friday yet? I’m tired of this week😔

@OfficialRoz81 He’s adorable

Good morning/afternoon (?) Today i got some packages and after opening them Mr. Meow decided that they are better than his cat bed and all his toys all together, someone tells me why cats are like this😆 But at least he's happy :)

@tuckcraves I’ve had the opposite

ive had good luck with queue numbers for the last few presales so it better carry over to tucker's

She looks so mad, but nobody asked her to roll in her own poop. That’s what you get girl.

@Shne_Hollnder @ilyaplays81 Your older than Ilya

@ilyaplays81 Get your eyes checked, old man.

Dinner with the second best player in the NHL. 🙂👋🐕‍🦺

@kyleatthebar @hamiltongoalies Don’t you have a boyfriend

@hamiltongoalies i approve this message

gonna get hammered drunk and rewrite the Kyle POVs for his 30th birthday party. His platonic makeouts with Kip are about to get a lot sloppier

@Oscar0x51 @tuckdoingthings @op81glazer Tuck and Oscar need to meet so Tuck can apologize

@tuckdoingthings @op81glazer Tuck is shading Oscar

tucker ranting about australian accents

Call me a Homoerectus the way these homos have me erect.

@pitlanep1astri 75% neck 24% bunny and 1% car

he is literally 75% neck

@alexporndealer Omega that means Luca Haas can get pregnant

i will not elaborate😛

@Catcantread Meep

Hello beautiful 😌

@l0ucif3r_ @ShanesProstate Yay everyone showed up

Don’t worry guys everyone came to lil ilya’s party after all 🥳 including big Ilya

let’s do this one too

want to do this too drop your pfps!!

@DuckManMcGrill @CarsonHocevar x.com/lucahaasdom/st…

@CarsonHocevar is this true?

Excuse me carson what

@ShanesProstate @PANICKEDPANDUH

@PANICKEDPANDUH @LucaHaasdom

This doesn't seem right