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@FrankKhalidUK Ancelloti, Conte and Tuchel. Unfair sackings.

Which one of these Chelsea managers should never of been sacked?

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours, Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie) But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media Gender my ass!

@NUFC Magpies, do us proud. Please. Win.

A trip to the Emirates comes next 🔜

@FayChep476320 So Prof Wajackoyah is useless? Wah.

Any man that is still schooling at the age of 30 is a useless man in my books 🤣

@Kenyans How did we get here?

Gaucho addresses doctors at Mama Lucy Hospital following his appointment to the board

@SolidKroket Tokyo, Kyoto, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Nombra DOS ciudades de Japón, sin usar Google

@KE_MrBlack @nickimoraa William Ruto.

What’s a scam we’ve normalized so much that it doesn’t even feel like a scam anymore?

@_MtuTano She will not find someone of Njugush's value. Believe me. But Njugush will get someone younger with firm breasts and of 18-24 body mass index.

Haha, Njugush can start over again with a fine habesha queen. Lakini huko kwa wakafinywa mtu kuanza 2-0 ni noma. Labda atafute jaruo jinga kama ule wa kuchunga bibi yake akitingisha matako kwa club, anaitwa Lapudo kana ke??

@9zerobillion Tiebreaker rules apply here. Same points ✅ Same GD ✅ Next tiebreaker = goals scored — and Manchester City (on 66) have more than Arsenal (on 63). If they were the same, they'd go to head to head and then a playoff game.

Why is City ontop already when we have thesame points and same goal difference as them?

@stayEminent Even if Burnley won all their remaining 4 matches, the maximum points they could reach (32) wouldn’t be enough to overtake position 17 (West Ham) that already has 33 points even if West Ham lost all their remaining fixtures.

But how are they relegated when they're 11 points behind Tottenham ? What if they win all their remaining 4 matches (12 points) and spurs lose theirs

@BalogunSonia4 Stupidity.

Cheating on somebody you don’t wanna lose… with somebody you don’t even wanna keep is called what?

@_Afcbanks After using points and goal difference, which are currently tied, they go to goals scored. City have scored more goals (66) than Arsenal have scored (63). A difference of 3. That's why.

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@Uche_Gloriaa @iLnico4real Baba yako usimuitie chief, kikao, wazee au polisi. Achana na yeye.

Serous question,if your find out your dad is cheating,will you tell your mom?

@debbie_Gabbie It's not possible. UK government went hard on him and all his assets remain frozen. Chelsea was forcefully sold.

Can Roman Abramovich still buy back Chelsea FC?

@mrpinkman55 Yes and here's my explanation vt.tiktok.com/ZS98Ujv9n/

Ni ukweli mtu anaeza ishi na ukimwi kama hajui because hajawahi enda kupima?

@FabrizioRomano If we'd players Terry, Lampard, Cech and Drogba, they'd help the team perform but now we've the opposite.

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Calum McFarlane will be Chelsea new head coach until June on interim basis. McFarlane will be working with support from existing Chelsea backroom staff.

@premierleague @Mercynicky_ Roman Abramovich would never hire Liam Rosenior or Graham Potter. The CLOWNLAKE CIRCUS continues. Fuck y'all.

Chelsea have parted ways with head coach Liam Rosenior

@ChelseaFC Roman Abramovich would never hire Liam Rosenior or Graham Potter. #fact

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

@mwiine_bri66880 “Better” is subjective… peace isn’t. Glad we both upgraded in our own ways 🤝

Your ex gf texted you saying, "I'm dating someone better than you." Reply as a nonchalant guy

@abuyamasta Whaaaaaaaaat?

Njugush's case is a good example and a lesson to all men that, never empower or uplift a woman. Leave her where you found her, and if necessary downgrade her to the lowest level.