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@TheTw1sted @DeadbyDaylight >be devs >make game >put things in game >people do the things they allowed in their game >people are banned for doing the things the Devs allowed in the game >TFW the devs are banning people for playing the game

I just got banned from DBD live on stream in my third game of the entire week for "Griefing: Intentional gameplay abuse"... confusion... @DeadbyDaylight

@mehdirhasan @L0V3r4w Why was his name on a whiteboard in the epstein files?

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

@DocStrangelove2 I’m so disappointed with the reveal trailer. It was 7 minutes of an almost incomprehensible fever dream, followed by 8 minutes of glazing Ukraine.

At least Artyom and Anna get to keep their good ending.

AIPAC is such a retarded concept. It’s a “pro Israel party”, but we’re in America, you retard. I’m pro albania, what the fuck does that have to do with politics? Neither Israel OR Albania are even on the same continent as us. They aren’t even on the ADJACENT continents

@anime_ The funniest part, is that if he realized what his power truly was, then he could beat satoru gojo. Like, the writers confirmed this. His power is literally just Luffy gear 5 except it works off of what he thinks is funny, instead of just imagination. He literally bends reality

Joke so bad the animation team left 😭

Take the helm and step into your Expanse story. WISHLIST Action RPG The Expanse: Osiris Reborn on Steam 🚀

@mossbooger @marcoyeen “What are you doing swiping on tinder during a standoff???? Your 18th gun will make ALL THE DIFFERENCE in this situation where the guy is holed up and refuses to leave!!!”

He’s not wrong.

@ArcTheSnep I’m gonna be honest bro, seeing them online 10x a day every single day for 6 months means they are just straight up lying. Like, they aren’t too busy. They are just a dickhead who is leading you on and refuses to just say “I don’t enjoy chatting with you”.

This is how an ADULT handles not hearing from someone for a while or getting back a reply back for an extended period of time.

@ferupity @BlueLesser He represents the only one of the 3 abrahamic religions (Judaism, Islam, Christianity) whose holy texts don’t have a superiority clause. Both Judaism and Islam say that their believers are superior to nonbelievers, and both have slurs for nonbelievers.

Jesus just wanted yall to be nice to people fr

@ElijahSchaffer Hey didn’t you molest a 16 year old boy as a youth pastor?

Unpopular opinion: we should let these people die when they overdose Would fix a lot of cities quickly

Update: it’s his

@end3of6days9 Deserved, power-tripping fascists love bruises ❤️

A life-sentence inmate is woken up by an officer. The inmate stays calm and politely asks the officer multiple times to stop cussing at him. The officer gets dismissive, keeps cursing, orders him to cuff up, and when he doesn’t move fast enough, pepper-sprays him. That’s when the inmate snaps and attacks the officer. The whole situation escalated so quickly. Who do you think was more in the wrong here — the officer for being aggressive and ignoring his repeated polite requests, or the inmate for reacting violently after being pepper sprayed?

@YourLemonLove Me killing myself out of spite so I can get someone I dislike arrested for murder

Bullying someone to suicide should legally count as murder

@hotszns He’d even beat Saitama. That’s because, he can just send Saitama to an entirely different universe. He can’t kill him, but he can make him fuck off.

I say this without fear. There’s no one in fiction Rick wouldn’t win.