Lucas Beasley

@SchlossmanGF Timmy - the man, the myth, the legend.

Tim Hennessy made his first road trip of the season Tuesday to Las Vegas. Hennessy talked about his health challenges and calling another Frozen Four: grandforksherald.com/sports/und-hoc…

A large tree trunk has been uncovered beneath a glacier in the Alps, dated to around 6,000 years ago. The species is Swiss stone pine. Today, trees of that type cannot grow at that altitude because it is far too cold. 6,000 years ago aligns with the Holocene climate optimum, a time when temperatures were far higher than now, even with far less atmospheric CO2. Earth's climate is cyclical. Mother Nature self-regulates. Narratives of doom serve political aims, not reality.

As a European, I apologize to Americans for all the idiocy coming from our side. You save your pilots no matter the cost. You send humans to the moon. You fight authoritarianism head-on. It's truly inspiring. We're on the wrong side of the moral equation.

Throwback to the time when Jimmy Fallon impersonated Van Morrison.

This is not the Middle East, this is Chicago, Illinois Muslims do not do this in their home countries. We are seeing this in major American cities because we are in the middle of a planned Islamic Takeover We need mass deportations while we still can. It’s the only answer

Attaboy Mark!!

@chippewa_steel Attaboy Gager!

Join us in congratulating Steel defenseman and Captain, Gage Martell on playing in his 100th game tonight! Congrats Marty! 🎉⚔️ #ChippewaSteel

Hear from our 20-year-old class as they reflect on their Junior hockey experience 😌🎓 9 Rorey Elson 15 Ewan Rennie 17 Rylan Williams 19 Colton Getzlaff 22 Ethan Andrews 27 Matthew Ronn 28 Noah Asmundson #juniorhockey #memories

Just some facts. . . Ladies and gentlemen, I give you America's Kings and Queens 👑 R: Chuck Grassley, 51 years D: Ed Markey, 49 years D: Ron Wyden, 45 years D: Chuck Schumer, 45 years R: Hal Rogers, 45 years R: Chris Smith, 45 years D: Steny Hoyer, 45 years D: Dick Durbin, 43 years D: Marcy Kaptur, 43 years R: Mitch McConnell, 41 years D: Nancy Pelosi, 39 years D: Frank Pallone, ~37 years D: Richard Neal, ~37 years D: Rosa DeLauro, ~35 years D: Maxine Waters, ~35 years On the other hand, R: Donald Trump, ~5 years as a politician and 50+ years in business. In 2024, America elected Donald Trump to secure the border, deport those who are here illegally, strengthen our military, and reduce crime in our cities. The people above have a combined 600 years of experience in fundraising, backroom deals, money laundering, dining with lobbyists, and insider trading, to name a few... They all represent a very specific group of people; unfortunately, it's none of us on either side. In fact, they have done everything in their power to take out President Trump and stop the agenda we elected him to complete! If you listened to every one of them 20 years ago, they all stood for the exact opposite of what they are selling today. Apparently, doing the right thing, whether you stay in power or not, runs out after you've had 12-15 years on the gravy train! Congress was never meant to be a lifelong career. Yet today it's a nursing home for power-hungry narcissists who haven't represented the people who elected them for decades! Now tell me again, who's the real threat to "democracy?" While thousands are out protesting "No Kings" today, the real kings and queens have been ruling from Capitol Hill for decades. It's time to end these career politicians! It's way past time for term limits!!! We can and must do better than this! 🇺🇸 #TermLimits #ChuckSchumer #NancyPelosi #MitchMcConnell #ChuckGrassley #EdMarkey

Microphones were invented in the 1870s. Eddie Vedder in 1991:

@hasek_dominik Are you an American?? No?? Then fuck off.

Congratulations to all Americans who dared to take to the streets today and publicly expressed their stance and disagreement with the actions and policies of their president. #WeSayNoKings 👍👍👍

@mnmallards Cmon @NAHLHockey. Step in and shut this shitshow down. This is an embarrassment. Down 7-rip after 2 tonight. Take ownership from Bailey and shut it down or move it to someone who knows what they’re doing. #GongShow

Line up for tonight #Mallards

@BarnCatHockey Piss off

I’m rooting for UConn, Dartmouth, Bentley, Merrimack….other than that, meteor shower. #FrozenFour #NCAA

@ramhockey @Jude_Wittrock @RamsAssoc

Congratulations to @Jude_Wittrock on receiving the 2026 @RamsAssoc Scholarship!!

@BSUBeaversMHKY @KirklanIrey @atlgladiators Attaboy Kirk!!

Congrats to our captain @KirklanIrey who signs his first professional contract with the @atlgladiators of the ECHL!! #GoBeavers #BeaverTerritory

Hailey Davidson, a MAN pretending to be a WOMAN, is SUING the @USGA because he was barred from competing in the U.S. Women's Open qualifier. Davidson is a MAN. KEEP MEN OUT OF WOMEN'S SPORTS

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@FriedgeHNIC Elliotte during the previous pod. Classic. So funny.

32 Thoughts Monday news, information & analysis podcast. Links to your preferred platform, here: sportsnet.ca/podcasts/32-th… Have a great week, everyone

@kyle15684197 @Buccigross You forgot knocks out pricks talking shit about his ma!

@Buccigross According to the selection show, only Gavin McKenna can. He is college hockey Jesus. He can play offense, defense, even goalie. He is basically 6 guys on the ice. He is also the head coach, serves drinks at the concession stands AND scores for the other team as well.

NHL Post: NCAA men's hockey roundtable: Who can win it all? NCAA men's hockey roundtable: Who can win it all? Our experts weigh in on the teams and players to watch. espn.com/college-sports…

@erikyoung1121 @t_red33 @mschneider44

@t_red33 @mschneider44 North Dakota fans might be the biggest pussies in all of college hockey. You guys get offended by everything. But but but the Sioux though. I hope Merrimack wins and nobody stays

Do all the east coast people complaining about their teams having to go to Sioux Falls just forget about the fact that 3 of the last 5 years 3 of the 4 regionals were in this circle? #ncaahockey