What does one wear to an @oasis gig? My last three concerts were Harry Styles, Shania Twain and Westlife. So my current concert wardrobe consists of a sequin shirt, leather trousers and a cowboy hat……. And I don’t think that will go down too well with 91,000 LADS #OasisLive25
#UniversityChallenge - proving that no matter how intelligent you are or how many degrees you have under your belt, you cannot teach style, fashion or where to find a decent hairdresser. Bless them and their monobrows, knitwear and untamed hair. ❤️
She might be my baby sister, and looks like she sips white wine like a classy lady, but I can assure you she knocks them back like a middle aged man in a social club and drinks me under the table every single time! 💍💒👰🏽🤵🏼
For a split second there I thought Isreal, the Genocidal savages were going to win. Of course we received 0 from the European public, which isn’t surprising. Our song was hands down the best, but the rest of Europe are jealous of our nations greatness. Little bitches. #Eurovision
He trashed his family as Prince Philip was dying.. he trashed his family as The Queen was dying… and now he’s trashing his family as both his father and sister-in-law have been battling cancer. Is there a more contemptible public figure in the world than Prince Harry?
Here’s a picture from 1996, of me, being fabulous in an Easter Bonnet Parade, wearing a sunning Donnay jumper……. Happy Easter hunnies 🫶🏼 🐣 #HappyEaster#EasterSunday#Throwback
I was totally confused when the DPD driver was stood at the front door with a HUGE parcel. It was only when I opened it I remembered ordering a MASSIVE portrait of me and the dog, whilst i was absolutely hammered and online shopping over the Christmas break 😅🤦🏼♂️
The amount of thought and careful decision making it takes me to pick out a colour schem for wrapping paper, bows and string to wrap my gifts each year is honestly ridiculous. What’s more, my family of savages don’t appreciate it one bit. Cunts. 🎄🎁 #Christmas2024