LUKE CLARK 🏳️‍🌈

Fucking hell! Trump, just say thank you and sit the fuck down. This is painful, and beyond cringeworthy to watch. #Trump #StateVisit #

What does one wear to an @oasis gig? My last three concerts were Harry Styles, Shania Twain and Westlife. So my current concert wardrobe consists of a sequin shirt, leather trousers and a cowboy hat……. And I don’t think that will go down too well with 91,000 LADS #OasisLive25

@RyanLowther_ HELLO RYAN 🤤

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#UniversityChallenge - proving that no matter how intelligent you are or how many degrees you have under your belt, you cannot teach style, fashion or where to find a decent hairdresser. Bless them and their monobrows, knitwear and untamed hair. ❤️

Absolutely OBSESSED with Sir Rod’s backing singers. Total HUNS 💅🏼 👠 #Glastonbury

Alanis Morissette is hands down the best female artist of all time. The end. #Glastonbury

She might be my baby sister, and looks like she sips white wine like a classy lady, but I can assure you she knocks them back like a middle aged man in a social club and drinks me under the table every single time! 💍💒👰🏽🤵🏼

For a split second there I thought Isreal, the Genocidal savages were going to win. Of course we received 0 from the European public, which isn’t surprising. Our song was hands down the best, but the rest of Europe are jealous of our nations greatness. Little bitches. #Eurovision

He trashed his family as Prince Philip was dying.. he trashed his family as The Queen was dying… and now he’s trashing his family as both his father and sister-in-law have been battling cancer. Is there a more contemptible public figure in the world than Prince Harry?

“Prince Harry can’t see a world where his family will visit the UK again” The United Kingdom:

"Sisters and brothers just happen, we don't get to choose them, but they become one of our most cherished relationships."

Here’s a picture from 1996, of me, being fabulous in an Easter Bonnet Parade, wearing a sunning Donnay jumper……. Happy Easter hunnies 🫶🏼 🐣 #HappyEaster #EasterSunday #Throwback

Hats off to @chrishughes_22 having @itsjojosiwa back like that. It’s so nice to see a straight guy, calling out blatant homophobia! #CBBUK

@mariellaf1 go to bed hun. Your negativity isn’t needed at this hour. @ITV please do better next year. #Oscars #itvoscars

Sabrina Carpenters performance at last nights Brits has cured my homosexuality. 😳#BRITs2025

I was totally confused when the DPD driver was stood at the front door with a HUGE parcel. It was only when I opened it I remembered ordering a MASSIVE portrait of me and the dog, whilst i was absolutely hammered and online shopping over the Christmas break 😅🤦🏼‍♂️

Let’s talk about last Saturday 😂🫣

The amount of thought and careful decision making it takes me to pick out a colour schem for wrapping paper, bows and string to wrap my gifts each year is honestly ridiculous. What’s more, my family of savages don’t appreciate it one bit. Cunts. 🎄🎁 #Christmas2024