Lucas Rose

Some player 😍

Forgive me if I’m wrong, and I might be, but some of these decisions are so hard to take. Mind boggling.

UTFT

Don’t know why Carragher gets the Everton gigs, but especially this one today It doesn't matter that he was a boyhood Blue Anakin Skywalker was a boyhood Jedi but imagine Darth Vader rocking up on co-comms for the award ceremony at the end of Star Wars

#LEEEVE - 84” It gives us great pleasure to award the first penalty of the season fairly against Everton, after Tarkowski made the fatal mistake of not removing his arm from his body pre match.

Get him signed Friedkin

9-DARTER 🚨 An unbelievable leg of darts from Luke Littler and Josh Rock 🤯

😮‍💨🔵

Can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed, Wayne Mardles comms makes it even better 😂😂

Sunday possibly the last time we see Seamus Coleman play for Everton. 60 grand. #EFC

WHAT THE FUCK ?? 😍

my personal favourite

@HolywellUnited @kierandurkin98 Stat padder and a diver could never be me, the blokes pushing 30 never mind 30 goals

@kierandurkin98 makes it 30 goals for his season today #YANITED

The redshite vs the horse punching scruffs…

103 - Idrissa Gueye has 103 combined tackles and duels won in 2025 (41 tackles, 62 duels won), the most of any player across Europe's big five leagues. Everywhere.

Jordan Pickford whilst Arne Slot was having a meltdown on the touchline

If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.

Doucoure had to do what he did at the end there. Imagine ending the last ever Goodison derby shaking hands and smiling like a bunch of farts? Fuck that, cause murder an get everyone scrapping! Well in Doucs lad!

@HolywellUnited @DylanRo53604375 @kierandurkin98 @Liamsimon30 I haven’t RSVPD yet ffs

@DylanRo53604375 @kierandurkin98 @Liamsimon30 When’s the wedding mate?

Despite impressing scouts at our game today @kierandurkin98 commits to YANITED until the end of the season⚽️ Maybe next time @Liamsimon30 … #YANITED