Sir LucasS

hey twitter folks! don't forget to be amazing today!

something that really sucks? sitting in a call queue and then the system just dumps the call because no one has gotten to it in time

@jackie4maranoa How about just stop putting up the rates? That could help too

Dear Companies, If your website asks me for my prefered method of communication and i say SMS and you then call me, do not be surprised if I hang up on you and go to your competitor kthxbye!!

There is definitely an art to a good croissant, this one did not have that art

Did you know that teams can only have 15 pinned chats? Now I need to work who no longer makes the grade :(

@laenij Nope you must get up and ADULT.

body. body please. it's Saturday. we can sleep for longer. PLEASE

@laenij Ahh no. Try the on on the corner of Melville and Moreland. It is just as bad

@LucasS it's the one on the corner of Melville and Albion! it's constantly full of so many packages that it's always hard for the workers to find them!!! insane!!

one of the reasons I hate coming to this post office is cause everything is just...... everywhere

Finaly got around to upgrading the light in the study and now I think I will get a tan from it!

Just pulled a 1.6kg monster of a potato out of the garden!

For my overseas friends, this is just how bad it has become in Australia amp.abc.net.au/article/103752…

@laenij Yep. I want to know if they thought my bike needed to pay tolls

@LucasS it's incredibly funny when I, a person who does not drive, gets them. at least do a little research!!!

I love these messages!

If you don’t include at least a cheat sheet with your product and I have to google to get it working first time then you need to work on your customer experience.

I am tired of this “high fiber low GI” bread. Where is the low fiber, high GI stuff? Oh wait.. that would be cake… where is the cake?

I love reading aus post tracking updates sometimes... my package went from Melbourne to Melbourne Airport and then onto Sunshine. Based on past experiences I predict that it will now go to Melbourne North and then maybe out for delivery

do you ever just sit and stare at your phone contacts list and wonder where all these people have gone to or is that just me?

Ah yes @ninthislandwine bubbles for Friday afternoon sounds like a great idea!

@ritual_co thanks for the heads up that my 10 cents of credit was expiring. I don’t think I will miss it.

@chloe_hosking This is Merlin

Please reply to this tweet with photo of your dog and I will compliment.