LucasTheMagnificent

I love the fact tv shows steal my likeness and put it their promos on a stupid ipad with a green thing watching it....real clever....oh well, looks like i will be talking to my lawyer :)

I've won over 300 debates and shattered countless world views in my lifetime, it's funny, I'm guessing I have to lose one day, but that day has not yet come.....

As a male feminist, I really hate how the word “simp” has been used to degrade and demonize people who actually believe in Chivalry as opposed to the mysognistic garbage that anonymous trolls love to spew online. So yeah, I’m a “Simp” and I’m fucking proud. Sue me I guess.

only the most intelligent and virile members of our species will prove useful to Them.

The most epic saga of all...

Miss me?

@CrawlingChaos14 What the fuck? Uh....yes...i call it covid.....

I’m sick of seeing America go to shit...Insane Dictator leaders only hungry for power, oil and taking Over 3rd world countries...enough is enough...so that is why, I am officially announcing, I am running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

YES!

With*

And? 4% of the military budget is literally enough money to fill a warehouse? Come at wine with more stupid shit like this, please.

Btw, I am not joking about running for PRESIDENT. Will be posting more about this, a lot more interesting content to come regrading this :)

Those are my policies for now. Please suggest some more. But legitimately, as someone who plays A LOT of RTS games, I know how to run a civilization...so give me a chance, and who knows, we may just have the new Rome on our hands? :)

3)that’s pretty much all the polices I have but my 3rd policy would be having an Internet forum where people could ask me, President, questions and I could answers them. This way the people of the internet could actually be involved in politics (the actual SMART people)

I’ve been told that @adultswim is making characters based on me in TV shows without my permission...you do know that’s illegal...right? :/