Cristian

837 posts

Cristian

@LucidLucina

Fuck it, two tears in the bucket

Chicago, IL Katılım Mayıs 2025

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dookie@babadoookie·8h

Just walked up to a group of 8 niggas w no gun and said “yall empty yall pockets” they beat the FUCK out me omg

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Cristian@LucidLucina·4h

World's second transracial woman

Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy

The evaluation of Woah Vicky

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Purli ❕@hicloaky·1d

woof? who the fuck is this animal

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donovan spoon@donovanhitchens·1d

naming my son retard penis

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Clay ◒@rivalclay·7h

Hero

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J “Jaquarious” Batt 🦇@JaquariusBatt·1d

JBatt might have gotten too drunk at the work function and told a coworker at the urinal that’s it’s illegal for a grown man to hold a baby’s cock

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Cristian@LucidLucina·8h

@poopswag34 I love ruining women's days

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kevin poop@poopswag34·11h

Women who are forced to interact with me due to their service jobs become visibly uncomfortable

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⟢ ⟣@vamptact·1d

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Cristian@LucidLucina·1d

@Hissucessor @bounceitbb69 @femalepencil I'm sorry for my ignorance

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Junior Mthembu@Hissucessor·1d

@LucidLucina @bounceitbb69 @femalepencil Uyanya shame cris.UYANYA!

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AnaBanana@femalepencil·2d

Some annoying ass kids asked me for money, so I gave them 50 bucks and now there’s 10 of them in the park eating bread and polony and I feel so guilty that I was irritated 😭

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Cristian@LucidLucina·1d

We don't ROFLcopter as much as we used to

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御粗相@oh_sosou·1d

たべのこし #umbreon

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Cristian@LucidLucina·1d

I am 4'11

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@zipoffs Left with a note saying "Please take good care of it"

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brady@zipoffs·2d

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

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Cristian@LucidLucina·1d

For teh lulz, of course

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Cristian@LucidLucina·1d

In Brazil we show gore to students

ROOT@squarerootr

@KirbyRare Shit you not, my physics teacher, here in Brazil, has showed us a video of a guy, standing on top of a train, getting electrecuted, to teach us about Faraday's Cage. The worst/best part, the file name was "Shoquinho" which could only be tranlated as "Lil' shock" in a mocking way.

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