Lucifer

@KaroroMitchelle Make Satan dey battle superiority with woman?

This is interesting 😂😭😭

@Adhekunbi Thank God you didn't mention 1985

Dear 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999 It's time for your fourth child!!!!!

@Benking443 You never ready to tell the girl wetin dey do you gan gan.

I was teaching my daughter about Jesus today and how much He loves us and how much of a friend He is to us in times of trouble. When I was done, I told her to close her eyes and ask God for anything. My daughter: God please help me to love Jesus more and help my daddy to be happy. I was confused a bit. I asked her why do you think I'm not happy. She said because I use to cry each time I'm praying. I felt it. Heavy heart mostly due unfulfilled dreams, delays, extremely hard responsibilities I had to shoulder everyday. I just had to assure her I'm a happy boy with a grateful heart.

how can I assist you? ☕

@frmarcellinus Sharp!!!?

Catholics will wear red to mass tomorrow and other church people will be like, "I said it, they're cultists."

Hello Mimi @miriamogb so you wrote the landlady and you didn't talk about it. U try. Well done

@UnkleAyo Its 8 for me

What's the best male physique? For me, it is 7 always. No questions asked.

He's Calling @PeterObi an idiot. E good na.😊

@StatiSense E good na..

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@Ugochukwu96_ Tusted friends ke U never ready

A big no no for me. If she must take them, then she will never post them online. Only me, her and her trusted friends. I don't like my personal business online

@justmyrra_ As how.

@LucifiedLucifer rev bro 👊

not everyone is destined to get married or have children; i made peace with this long ago. bless you too, dr

Wait fess, I just witnessed something this morning. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm coming make I chop fufu this cold morning.

@xoreniii @TheRealKayiel After 9 hours his tweet is still here. Walahi. I am astonished.😔

@TheRealKayiel Omo, you typed this out so confidently.

how many figures are in 350,000? Quickly

Oya na, those of us with cr7 since 04 aren't actual football fans. E good. 😊

@miriamogb I'm used to it. Eyes fit turn you wetin no good. U will just cancel all activities for the day

@LucifiedLucifer Close to 40 as how? 😏

I tried standing up , na once eyes turn me … I sit down back. Hmmm.. Which vitamin am I lacking o….? 🤦‍♀️

@frmarcellinus Them: Catholics honour Mary, Who honoured her first? Me: God did.

- Angel Gabriel. - Elizabeth. - The Bride and the Groom at Cana

@miriamogb 😂

FIRST DATE QUESTION Nna’m ina arakwa otu? 🌝

Tweeting Mary Mother of God alone gives you 2k likes.