Lucy Eade

@AshPledger Do you have a male tortoise?

My tortoise has just laid an egg in the garden. Now what shall I do?! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 #Tortoise #TortoiseProblems

@PenguinsSPS Man says “Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I am a dog?” Doctor say “ok just hop up on the couch and I will take a look at you” Man say “I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture “ 😆 From Mariella 🤣

Today’s ‘End of the Day’ task is to tweet us a joke. Funniest joke wins 5 points.