lucy

1000 days and nothing much has changed.

A whole year of duolingo and I still can't speak a word of French.

REST IN PIECES, OLD FRIEND 😭

@bumblingbeebo It's the abomination the secondary protagonist cooks up in the new pokemon game and everyone acts like it's the best meal ever invented. 💀

@LucyToYou Croissant....curry...what

If the hotel I booked tried to serve me croissant curry, I think I'd just go home.

@mystraven It's the abomination the secondary protagonist cooks up in the new pokemon game and everyone acts like it's the best meal ever invented.

Feeling cute, might have my car's catalytic converter come detached from the car, essentially writing it off, and have no funds to replace said car so I have no car to get into work for at least the next two weeks later*. 🤭 (*this already happened.)

@Xiox047 Yes

@LucyToYou no

SKONG

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Reposting this one too coz y’know

*taps it with my beak* metal

‘No wonder you’re single, you never go out’ I was literally in Lidl twice this week what more do you want???

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.