Lucy Wicks ExMP (Parody)

Yaass Queen!!! I'm winning! Wait. What? I thought it was like golf - lowest score wins.

Today is Election Day! The day where I hope you forget that, when I was in office, I did absolutely nothing other than pitch underarm Dorothy Dixers, and make promises I never delivered on. Remember - a vote for me is a vote for Potatohead @PeterDutton_MP

The mining sector has no better friend than the Liberal Party. After all, friends help friends pillage the natural resources of a country without paying reasonable royalties. Because we all know - Australian resources are for everyone but Australians.

@sophia_gray16 So, just for clarity - you're saying that Anthony Albanese is responsible for the mess Scott Morrison made over nine years because he hasn't been able to fix it in one month. And because of that, you believe Anthony Albanese is incompetent. Is that right?

@LucyWicksMP He could have done it easily, @LucyWicksMP. But, unfortunately for Australia and Australians, he is completely incompetent and has absolutely no idea what he is doing. 🤪🤪🤪🤪

The Albanese Government is a complete failure! They've been in the job for two weeks and somehow have done three terms worth of damage. That's what you get for voting Labor! #ItsAllTheirFault

Such a talented pair... Remember who you are voting for on 3 May 2025.

The opposition leader said Trump was a "big thinker and a deal maker" with a "genuine desire to see peace and stability". ab.co/4hK5IkV

"Wicks also takes credit for continuous mobile phone coverage and free Wi-Fi at 19 train stations from Wyong to Hornsby..." That's right - your phone dropping out between Cowan and Woy Woy is a figment of your imagination. coastcommunitynews.com.au/central-coast/…

@95markr @BilsonhBilson @PeterDutton_MP @LucyWicksCC We're simply bringing "recycling" to the political system.

@BilsonhBilson @PeterDutton_MP @LucyWicksCC No money required, ex (expelled) members are encouraged to apply!

Hundreds of volunteers and local residents joined us in Gosford tonight in support of @LucyWicksCC. I’m proud that Lucy has put herself forward to serve the people of Robertson once again. She has a proven track record of delivering for Central Coast families and small businesses.

@Stephen63592394 @PeterDutton_MP @LucyWicksCC I resemble that remark!

@PeterDutton_MP @LucyWicksCC Another dud keen to get back to the trough.

The Australian Liar-all Party has solved the energy crisis.

Remember - a vote for the Liberals is a vote for @PeterDutton_MP. And Peter has promised to put a nuclear reactor in every driveway (by 2070) to ensure we all have cheap (glowing) green energy.

@DanielAndrewsMP Mate, that'd even be tone deaf for the Libs!

A re-elected Labor government will redevelop and expand Maroondah Hospital from the ground up. It will be renamed in honour of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

Ruh roh... 9news.com.au/national/nsw-i…

How are you planning to weather out the cold tonight? I might duck around to my mate, Scotty's place for some Salmonella Curry. instagram.com/p/CdAmzWir0Vc/

@gjgray16 Exactly! We're almost a month into the Albanese Government's term. That's more than enough time to fix everything up!!

@LucyWicksMP Unfortunately, @LucyWicksMP, Australians ACTUALLY thought that Albanese and Labor would do a better job. 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@9NewsAUS Such an utter waste of the Australia People's money. Giving the French $830M to fix Labor's mistake .... wait, who broke the sub deal? Scotty? Really? Siri, delete. Delete! DELETE!

Anthony Albanese has announced a $830 million settlement with France over the former government's FAILED submarine deal. The compensation brings the cost to $3.4 Billion, marking the reset of the French-Australian relationship. #9News DETAILS: 9Soci.al/qAI750JveLH

One of the things I will miss about this job is Question Time. I've enjoyed 9 years of asking questions to let my friends brag. It's going to be strange asking questions which aren't handed to me on a slip of paper. #DorothyDixer openaustralia.org.au/search/?o=d&s=…

I'm thinking I might just leave my election posters up. After all, 47.81% of you didn't spot that I recycled all my election promises from 2019 - I doubt you'd spot me reusing these posters for the 2025 election. Besides, it lets me grin down at you if Albo stuffs up.

Getting ready for the #2025FederalElection. We're thinking "It won't be rotten under Dutton". Thoughts?