Lucy Parry

Right that’s it. Maternity pay just isn’t cutting it anymore. Who wants to buy pictures of my feet?! 🤣

45 days left 👶🤰

Decided to hand wash my car today because I don’t want to speak or look at anyone today 🙃🫠 #mood

All four of Ronaldo's goals for Al Nassr today 🤩

Why so serious? #joker

I can’t deal with this sickness for another 52 days. No thank you hun 🤢🤮

Someone needs to sign this dog 😂

When you called someone out for being skanky, and they denied being skanky. Turns out they were actually lying and are skanky 🥴😂

Had enough like 😅

Urm what is happening? 😂🤣

Ronaldo and Mata are fire together 😍

Sorry, why am I working my ass off 5 days a week to get paid shit. When United players can’t even get us in the top 4 and earn more than I do in 10 years in one week 🙃 I need answers 🫠

Don’t enjoy watching United anymore 🫠

Not impressed with my week off 🙄

Why are people so wet? 🤨

Not sure whether to be happy or sad that I had to unpick stitching on a dress for a wedding so I could squeeze my arse into it. This is why I live in gym leggings 🙄

With Aprils price increases I now fully understand that I’m going to have to start selling pictures of my feet.

Took my works sewing machine home, to set it up. Give it a test drive and it’s reminding me of a granny who falls asleep momentarily then wakes back up 🤣

Why is my feed always full of Tottenham posts when I don’t follow them 😩