Lucyyyyy 💘😋

someone at the dog park said _good girl_ and i looked

i wanna live here forever

has my constant yapping made you fall in love with me yet

girls see ur fingers n immediately imagine what they would feel like inside of them btw

dating me means becoming a father to all my plushies

anything is allowed to be a little out of character if it gives me a boner

this just made my morning better

ur in his dms i'm putting a blanket over his cage because it's bedtime

my love language is putting my leg over yours

if u can't handle me at my worst (stabbing you) then u don't deserve me at my best (when my boobs are out)

if you bring me burgers i might fall in love 😭

i just want to dance around in lacy lingerie and oversized shirts and makeout on someone's lap

sun kissed or whatever

i'm a 10 if u just ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues

he watches with me i swear

don't care didn't ask plus my ass jiggles when i walk

@AAnilkapoor @ICE_Parodi Agree

@ICE_Parodi Big swings in the market can drive some wild returns. Staying alert for opportunities is key in times like these.

We saw one of the biggest #bullruns after the COVID crash. The last 6 months have been even worse than that crash. That’s why I’ve never been more bullish. #Bitcoin going to 2x to 3x. #Altcoins going to 10x to 100x. If you still haven’t followed me, you might regret it.

he said wake me when we get there

@twdavis58 @w_terrence @Sushihunter2 Agree

@w_terrence @Sushihunter2 Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert lost their comedian status when they only see red on the Republican side. In particular Donal J Trump but even before that they were unable to make jokes about anyone in their party. Bring back Johnny Carson style comedians.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

call my boy smithereens the way he's getting blown