Ludejano Elta. (he/him) 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸

If you've recently posted about men being creepy/Unsolicited Dick Pics, and you suddenly get a DM from me, it's cat pictures. I send pictures of the cats my spouse and I share, because they are dicks. Because Petsnaps are the only acceptable unsolicited dick pics.

@duckbo0ts_ Are you telling us you're caked up?

i’ve been made out of cake this entire time

@junoposting_ Tesco Cranberry Cashew and Raisin bread is S Tier, but otherwise it's fairly low tier for me. Aldi is the GOAT even though they just stopped selling my alcohol free ciders so I'm sad about that

idk why people go so crazy over tesco it's legit bottom feeder supermarket tier

@EpheyDota This is the guy I told you about last night: youtu.be/0kO0SnAu8Nc?si… There's ones where it's each individual album but I somehow forgot about this where it's every album all in one take. Unbelievable.

@SweetStrawbiee I wanna cuddle the shit out of them! 😭😭😍😍

@SweetStrawbiee Well they've said they want more of the old horror feeling so I don't know if we get more legacy characters because them being big fraidy fraidy is less likely. MAYBE Rebecca Chambers? Had several years just being a doctor and got pulled in for REASONS so not used to it all?

@SweetStrawbiee GIVE ME CLAIRE REDFIELD GOD DAMMIT.

@StrawbieKitsune @SweetStrawbiee All that matters is that you're happy with the choice you've made. Continue to live for yourself, and I hope to be one of the cool ass people that gets to see where the ride takes you ❤️

@dizziedee Oh holy SHIT. New Castlevania! NEW. HACK?! WE ARE BEING FED

YEEEEEES, I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A NEW .HACK GAME. I'm also recovering from a very nasty virus irl (almost a hospital job again) otherwise I'd have popped out a video on this 😅

@rosiegotlost @nooyin First one I ever went to they did Eyes On Me and I practically bawled singing along.

@nooyin to zanarkand went hard in the london one

i may or may not have cried

@rosiegotlost I mean, in my case it was the lesser of two evils. The alternative was not getting my surgery and eventually having a kidney fail me from years of infections. Whatever you're having done, not doing is probably worse than not being in hospital. Rooting for you queen. 🫂

how do i get over my fear of hospitals in a week

@prinkasusa W take

that blonde singer is still writing the same songs about boys at age 36 that she was writing when she was 19

@horrorhun Egg Fried Rice, Crispy Beef, Chicken Balls and S+S sauce?

new christmas eve tradition just dropped: chinese takeaway x shit christmas horror film xo

@otokyo Marmalade

I need a name for an orange kitten. Anything but Ginger

@rosiegotlost Who did I play Dota with last night? You played too well to be a bot

I'm not actually a real person I think maybe

@FoodPleaser Colour, flavour, decency.

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here? 🍗 🍚

@gemothy Poppy - Negative Spaces Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out Cornelius - Fantasma (Point is amazing as well)

taking album recommendations to pass this train journey since i’m probably too old to be doing ngl now. bonus points if it’s angry or sad

@thegameawards Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Winner) Silent Hill f Hades 2 Donkey Kong Bananza Hollow Knight Silksong Megabonk I can't nominate Death Stranding 2 because Geoff Keighley is the biggest Kojima glazer and it would win automatically.

If you had to pick today, which six games do you see as being nominees for Game of the Year at #TheGameAwards on December 11?

@thegameawards Clair Obscur, Hades 2 and Absalom are my picks.

Which musical performances or artists are you hoping to see on stage @TheGameAwards this year on December 11?

@NoLifeShaq There are so many but "When I go out Imma go out shooting. I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid. Been told I gotta polish my fucking image so I promised the fuckin critics I wouldn't say "Fuckin" for 6 minutes. " always sticks out to me.

Drop ya favorite Em lyric in honor of him turning 53 today🎊 Happy Birthday 🐐

@dizziedee Why haven't I met the upper yet?!

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND MY INBOX AND PICTURES ARE BACK. I'm not sure if I should respond to previous DMS... Some are a year or so old now 🥲 Here's a picture of my dog for tax. 🐾