Luis Filipe

@bancadadeleao youtu.be/mRYyk8BM1Po

JJ eliminado da Liga dos Campeões

@SportingXtra @Sporting_CP @SportingCP_en O simbolo é este!

@B24PT @tvi Com taticas tipo aquela que apresentamos contra a Belgica no Euro2020? Foi a primeira parte mais vergonhosa que me lembro uma Seleção Portuguesa fazer! Depois a perder la jogamos alguma coisa mas tivemos o que merecemos! A Nossa Senhora de Fatima não joga todos os dias!

Fernando Santos está confiante.

@BLMG É incrivel como a classe Politica governos sejam eles de que partido for não valorize o que ha de bom em Portugal,não so nos vencimentos mas nas condições de trabalho. Eu saí daí no ano 2000 e foi a melhor decisão que tive.

@NurseJoshi Happy Birthday and keep enjoying life 😃

I turned 32 yesterday. I’m single. I fought PTSD. I live with my parents (currently). I drive a cute red Astra. I work as a nurse. Life hasn’t turned out how I planned… it’s turned out better! Detours lead to you to the most beautiful destinations. Happy birthday to me!

@chrischirp Truss also claimed that dogs barking would deter drones to enter prisons,well they don't...

Truss keeps saying Covid is a one in a hundred year event. It isn't. Pandemics more common that that and habitat stress, growing population and global travel\trade is only making them more common.

@TheBuzzerUK Is it easy to lie with a straight face?

🚨 | NEW: In 30 minutes Sunak and Truss will answer questions in front of a live audience... but if you could, what would you ask them?

@marybaphomet Oh dear what a shame 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My heart fucking bleeds.

@amoscaverde Para mim adoro a camisola Yazalde sem publicidade nenhuma so o simbolo presente

Sempre preferi as de manga comprida. 😉 Alguém conhece esta? #SportingCP #5violinos

@kallmemeg @UKHSA Meaghan thank you for this. What are your thoughts about nasal sprays/vaccines that are being developed to combat covid? Do you think they have big potential? Thank you and have a fab week 😊

NEW: @UKHSA COVID-19 Variant Technical Briefing Technical Briefing: BA.4/5 + BA.2.75 assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl… Short thread 🧵

@shedoverheels @NDLane1 @J_Bloodworth @RishiSunak Where is #Jay,im sure there will be space for him in fact he would master the campaign bullshitting his way to the top!

@NDLane1 @J_Bloodworth I honestly thought I was alone in thinking @RishiSunak is #WillMcKenzie from #TheInbetweeners - thanks for confirming I’m not completely mad…

@TheMuleFactor Rank or no rank will end like any other person 6ft under...

Sure thing, Mrs. Petty Officer Second Class. May I call you Mrs. Petty for short?

@fairyfairhurst Happy Anniversary to you both 😃

Happy 23rd Wedding Anniversary Mr Fairhurst

@fairyfairhurst Have a fab time 😃 Im going August the 9th 😃

Home 🇵🇹♥️

Nice lunch,trying to be #healthy 😃

@chrisbates3 @Kit_Yates_Maths How do you know that? If you read my original tweet again i stated that i have hope in the development of nasal sprays,hopefully the great scientists working on them will get to a stage where only one application would be enough,all right i should change the work spray to vaccine

@LuisFil34658600 @Kit_Yates_Maths Not much point if you would only use them the once?

We are in the midst of yet another wave of Covid. More than one in 30 people across the UK are infected and hospital admission with Covid are up 30 percent week on week. Covid deaths too have started to rise. But this resurgence is hardly being mentioned. Why is that? 1/9

@chrisbates3 @Kit_Yates_Maths Who said regularly?

@LuisFil34658600 @Kit_Yates_Maths And you think those not masking up would instead take a nasal spray regularly? Seriously?

@marybaphomet 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fucking hell, this one's off the fucking planet. 🤣

@jeremydrysdale I thought was £3000 you were quite lucky there... Have you offered to pay it on 1p a month instalments? 😂😂😂