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@gabydvj Taza

recently my parents, whose first language is spanish, and i (ESL also) spent an entire day trying to remember the spanish word for “bowl.” none of the google translate results felt right. we still aren’t sure. we landed on: ból. and people say assimilation is impossible

wearing a black leather jacket to signify your involvement in alternative subcultures >>

@bigbobby47 That’s purple

My son only eats blue vegetables

@cassiee1919 2 Hollis looks so pretty in this I can’t wait till he starts taking estrogen

he thinks its a crazy coincidence we met

Forced my ex bf to make an edit of a fictional character on TikTok and that’s kind of my criteria for a significant other

@goskiz0 Genius

Throwing out any socks that I “don’t feel great about myself” in

Why tf am I watching Ben-hur rn

Been eating hella expired food as of late idec

Me and @Luke18_14 soon

@frijoliz Mini faja

I’ve been mexican all my life, what the fuck is a FAJITA????

@pooptartgav Cows near my school but only prob 10

I don't know anyone who grew up with cows near their high school. One of the senior pranks for a class older than me was to put a cow in the hallway. I think I drove by 500 cows on the way to school everyday.

@kuchisakeonnax If she was talented maybe

Chappell Roan is the white Kanye but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

@pooptartgav Ugh I’m like funniest person ever

Have a fancam

@bronzedvanille My favorite

And FUCK Aleksandr Petrovsky!

SHIPPPPPPP

@kauandubh Trying like hell to have crazy dick print

knockoff ralph lauren swim shorts purchased for 100 pridnestrovian rubles while staying in tiraspol 2 years ago

@thedimitri Me

Name a *single* funny woman who isn't Jewish. It can't be done

No you should not wear jeans to mass

I want to look like shit when I get proposed to

@pooptartgav Thank you

Low book sales this month - so I got through a year before losing steam. Good run. I now have 15 copies that I have to sell irl to people. Shouldn't be too hard. Ainsley is good at strong arming wary customers at bars and parties.