Luke Toon
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Hurzeler won one in 13 and some Brighton fans wanted him gone. Areola won one in 11 and some Bournemouth fans wanted him gone. Sometimes you just have to back your manager instead of getting shot of him when things get tough #nufc
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@Luke2571toon @HD_07 I just hope none of you Howe haters celebrate when he takes us back to the UCL next season or wins another trophy.
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Discrimination on the basis of country, because I said Howe has done nothing special based on the resources he has had.
And I would put Keegan, SBR, Rafa and Pardew ahead of him. #nufc
Truly a cult
Nathan Stevenson@NathanStev52737
@HD_07 Stick to making curries mate you probably don't suck ass at that
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@southern_mag86 @decka1969 Did we watch the same game today it should’ve been about 14-3 to Brighton 🤣
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@decka1969 City went thru a bad patch last season and some thought pep was running out of ideas the fickle fans I do think freshening up the coaches might help can’t see him getting rid of JT but the rest surely new voices new ideas #nufc
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@Lesley642919581 You seriously convinced that shouldn’t have been about 4-1 the other way Lesley 😂? We pretending we were impressed by that like?
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Where are all the #nufc bedwetters who were posting on here we were in a relegation battle this morning ? We were always closer to European places than bottom 3 but that doesn’t fit the narrative . Thankfully they don’t go to the games and can just do one for me .
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What a relief. 3-1 flatters us in the end, because apart from those breaks in the last 10mins that was a genuinely pathetic second half where Brighton comprehensively outplayed us for long stretches. At least we're not off down. Fire this season into the sun and start again.#NUFC
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@Mulverfukka @toonarmytx @MirrorFootball @andydunnmirror ‘Whose’ that a new signing or something like Chris 🤣🤣
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The Saudis have ditched LIV Golf - and do not be surprised if Newcastle United are next
✍️ @andydunnmirror
mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

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@Luke2571toon @RokerReport Just ignore the facts then 👌
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@JohnDefoe1990 @RokerReport I used to make things up to lessen the blow too
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@Luke2571toon @RokerReport You’re one of the few that didn’t hear about the seagul shagger actually being a mag?
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@toneyq73 @reformparty_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ Come on then Toney, enlighten us on your political party choice?
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I genuinely don’t get why there are #nufc fans sharing @reformparty_uk posts or liking @LeeAndersonMP_ tweets. I’ll make this simple. Reform are ex tories, they are billionaires running a scam. They aren’t a political party they are cosplaying.
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@Jhouns1991 Steve, you can’t educate pork 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this fucking guy man I’m telling you he never misses
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This fucking guy and his comedy honestly 😂😂😂😂 has to be the best one liner I’ve read that 🤣🤣
JH@Jhouns1991
@steve77uk @Luke2571toon @El_Cunto76 @UtdwithPride @NUFC Steve, you can’t educate pork
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@steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 @UtdwithPride @NUFC So much effort in your replies too Newcastle really do sit in that pea brain of yours rent free don’t they?
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@Luke2571toon @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 Hey, at least you're no longer trying to pretend how vile your clubs owners are. Perfect match for the typical mag really.
Tbh, it's @UtdwithPride that I cannot understand. How they can look themselves in the mirror, giving the homophobic murders committed by @NUFC owners!
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@Jhouns1991 @steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @UtdwithPride @NUFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can’t get over this one really tickled me, this guys fucking comedy gold, oi John come on get on that open Mic night😂😂😂
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@Jhouns1991 @steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @UtdwithPride @NUFC Ha, good one John, seriously ever thought of doing stand up?
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@steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 @UtdwithPride @NUFC Nawwwwwww look how interested Steve is hey Steve mate you deleted that uber app yet? No, nawwwwww too much hassle for your life?
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@steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 Hey I don’t agree with the owners unless it benefits me then I literally don’t care 😔 🤣🤣🤣🤣. What in the fickle morals is this Steve on about lads
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@Luke2571toon @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 The fucking Uber app 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
B,b,b,but taxis man like 😅. Them mackems, divvent be criticizing us like if ye use petrol 🤣🤣🤣
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@steve77uk @El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 Same clown that’ll have the uber app on his phone while slating Newcastle 😂😂😂😂
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@El_Cunto76 @Jhouns1991 #NUFC is literally owned by the state of Saudi Arabia. Who controls PIF? As for 'written assurances', you are talking about actual murderers 😅.
And the the Reubens financial links with the Saudis go back way before the takeover. What a coincidence they both own the same club 😏
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