Luke Christensen

Mind you my dick don’t work

@iHateMyBtch Me at the front door waiting for the plug to let me in:

@RakeLambDodger @_sn_n This meme works for like any other show but American Dad.

Everywhere I go I see #his face

Take me back to 2016😩

LukeChrisFFL’s 2026 WAY TOO EARLY KICKER FANTASY RANKINGS: 1. Brandon Aubrey 2. Cameron Dicker 3. Jason Myers 4. Ka’imi Fairbairn 5. Cam Little 6. Jake Bates 7. Chris Boswell 8. Evan McPherson 9. Chase McLaughlin 10. Eddy Piniero 11. Will Reichard 12. Andy Borregales

I WANT ALL OF THESE GUYS ON MY FANTASY TEAM IF THEY’RE HEALTHY BY WEEK 1 NEXT SEASON🔥🔥 Patrick Mahomes Cam Skattebo Malik Nabers Joe Mixon Tucker Kraft Daniel Jones Quinshon Judkins

Jared Goff finished as a Top-10 fantasy QB for a fourth straight season and it’s like none of you guys even care😭😭

WAY-TOO-EARLY BOLD PREDICTIONS FOR THE 2026 NFL SEASON🔥🔥 1. James Cook follows up his best season by winning Offensive Player of the Year. 2. With a new OC and a healthy O-line, Justin Herbert wins MVP and a playoff game. 3. Michael Penix plays a full season and helps Drake London finish as the WR1 in fantasy.

These WAIVER WIRE guys helped you out when you needed them the MOST💥💥 Chimere Dike Troy Franklin Blake Corum Bam Knight AJ Barner Dalton Schultz Tyler Shough Jacoby Brissett

LukeChrisFFL’s UP-TO-DATE QB DYNASTY RANKINGS (#13-24) 13. Bo Nix 14. Jordan Love 15. C.J. Stroud 16. Baker Mayfield 17. Dak Prescott 18. Jared Goff 19. Kyler Murray 20. Sam Darnold 21. Cam Ward 22. Bryce Young 23. Tyler Shough 24. Matthew Stafford

Why did it feel like he was the WR43 this season??😭

Nathan Peterman’s 5 INTs in one half against the Chargers in 2017

LukeChrisFFL’s UP-TO-DATE TE DYNASTY RANKINGS (#13-24) 13. Brenton Strange 14. Isaiah Likely 15. Theo Johnson 16. Dallas Goedert 17. Mason Taylor 18. Terrance Ferguson 19. T.J. Hockenson 20. Mark Andrews 21. Juwan Johnson 22. Hunter Henry 23. Elijah Arroyo 24. Gunnar Helm

LukeChrisFFL’s UP-TO-DATE RB DYNASTY RANKINGS (#13-24) 13. RJ Harvey 14. Quinshon Judkins 15. Saquon Barkley 16. Josh Jacobs 17. Kyren Williams 18. Travis Etienne Jr. 19. Kenneth Walker 20. Cam Skattebo 21. Derrick Henry 22. Javonte Williams 23. Woody Marks 24. Kyle Monangai

What round are we taking Charlie Kirk in fantasy drafts next season??

NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND OVERREACTIONS 🤯🤯 1. Justin Herbert might not be that guy. He is a Top-5 talent at QB, but his inability to come up clutch in the playoffs is concerning. At least with Greg Roman no longer running the show, Herbert’s fantasy ceiling could rise. 2. Colston Loveland has moved into my Top-3 dynasty TEs because of what he did on Saturday, making it three straight games with 91+ receiving yards. No other TE has done that this season. 3. The Texans defense might just carry C.J. Stroud to the Super Bowl. Even though Stroud turned the ball over three times, the Texans D might have just sent Aaron Rodgers into retirement.

THESE guys will be drafted WAY too high in fantasy drafts next season👇👇 Kenneth Gainwell Javonte Williams Rico Dowdle Chris Olave Kyle Pitts Zay Flowers George Pickens Matthew Stafford Wan’Dale Robinson

LukeChrisFFL’s UP-TO-DATE WR DYNASTY RANKINGS (#13-24) 13. Emeka Egbuka 14. Ladd McConkey 15. Chris Olave 16. Rome Odunze 17. Marvin Harrison Jr. 18. Brian Thomas Jr. 19. Luther Burden 20. Jameson Williams 21. A.J. Brown 22. Tee Higgins 23. Zay Flowers 24. Jaylen Waddle