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when your girlfriend runs into her friend and you’re stuck with the other boyfriend
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Luke Mones
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willy wonka really killed 4 kids and gave the 5th his entire corporation
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6 years later and getting in that awkward “hi” finally pays off
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Bernie Sanders-founded group, Our Revolution, has announced its endorsement of Tom Steyer for California Governor.
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They better interview RUBEN BOUMTJE BOUMTJE
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UNTOLD: JAIL BLAZERS premieres April 14. In the early 2000s, the Portland Trail Blazers were stacked with talent—and surrounded by controversy. Through firsthand stories from Rasheed Wallace, Damon Stoudamire, and Bonzi Wells, this is an unfiltered look at a team caught between brilliance and notoriety—and the media storm that followed.
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“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant
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"shot by a guy with no arms or legs" is a real mad libs way to go
BensonNewsHub@BensonNewsHub
😳 Quadruple amputee and pro cornhole player facing murder charges in Maryland
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Big beautiful Arthur, Arthur Dayne…Sword of the Morning they called him! That sword didn’t help him very much at the Tower of Joy, did it now? Slew in combat by Ned Stark and Howland Reed…little Howland Reed, he was the Knight of the Laughing Tree—they’re letting me say it!
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Vinnie Mac pullin up with the reverse Paulie Walnuts 🔥
tribal chief ☝🏻🩸@luireigns
Footage of Vince McMahon in Court 👀
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triathlon means running/biking/swimming but biathlon means GUN ON SKIS
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remember when Ivan Ooze tried to disguise himself in town by dressing like...a purple clown wizard who sold cans of ooze? how did he think that would help him blend in
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BREAKING from Brooklyn MDC: Maduro has healed his CO’s bladder infection like the Green Mile
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My girlfriend watching a movie:
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump denies what we've all seen with our own eyes -- that he regularly falls asleep during on camera events -- instead saying he's just "blinking." “Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” (4/6)
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