Luke Stradling

AI is getting crazier by the day 😅🏄‍♂️

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@StretfordPaddck @opaleak So boring! Hope the blue one gets released that’s been leaked 😮‍💨

🪡 The official 26/27 #MUFC home kit (as per @opaleak ) 👀🔴 Thoughts on the new home kit , Reds? 👇

@RioMeets get back from South Korea Rio, Joel’s lost his shades 😎😎😎

Always 1 rule for Man United and another for the rest of the league. Pathetic @FA_PGMOL

Hi @FA_PGMOL you are a joke 😂

@utdHarryy Greenwood Mainoo Pogba Rashford Mctominay Lingard

Rank these academy products from best to worst: McTominay Greenwood Mainoo Rashford Lingard Pogba

Gibbs-White 👏 Proper player. The stick I’ve had in the past for rating him is mad. There’s a reason City were in for him.

@ronaldobrown_98 His play style is identical to Elliott Anderson, surely I can’t be the only one to see this?

Think he’s got the most translatable skillset to first team football in the academy.

Good morning

Song choice is killing me 😭😭😭

@ManUnitedZone Fucking BALLER

The 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 senior centre back available against Chelsea and he stepped up to the occasion 🔴 Ayden Heaven 👏💎

15-year-old JJ Gabriel has 27 goal contributions in 26 games for Man United U18s this season. A special talent ⭐

"That was one of the worst I've seen" 😬 Michael Carrick says the decision to send Lisandro Martínez off was 'shocking' 😡

Explain @FA_PGMOL

In all seriousness I hope people are realising how important Maguire is.

@maybebrayyy Konsa over Maguire 😂😂

England 26 Pickford James Konsa Guehi Hall Ando Rice Saka Bellingham Rashford Kane

@TurkTalksFC @NathSalt1 @ChrisWheelerDM Blow the budget on Anderson. Get M.Fernandes as a rotational cover

United’s 3-man Casemiro shortlist, according to @NathSalt1 & @ChrisWheelerDM: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Elliot Anderson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Adam Wharton 🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali Who’s your #1 pick?

@AdamMcKola Like Macka needs an excuse to gas D.Welbz on paddock 😂😮‍💨

Still dat guy Welbz. 🐐

@jtwknowles Same as John Stones being called up 🤔

35 years old and hasn't played a Premier League match since August 2024. Great for him, but slightly baffling.