Luke

Let’s face it, @SRAMroad makes the world’s best cycling components! #bikechi #cycling #cyclinglife #bikeporn #bikelife #bikeride #roadcycling

My journo badge reads “Shitty Air Quality Inhaler”

I didn’t tweet about it, but I went to London recently! Tune in to hear everything from mega escalators to fake French toast. Oh, and some bike stuff.

A fitting end to a marvelous week in London with the ever-marvelous KittyFondue!

@ddot82 @DadBurnett7 Oh no, this is heartbreaking. 💔

Sitting here crying for my (everybody’s really!) Internet grandpa @DadBurnett7. It amazes me how much interactions on a computer can change someone’s life. He was a wonderful man and all my love goes to Anita and her family.

@IssieAtch @matildaprice_ No need to worry, for I, too, have questioned this while before. There is an explanation! The short version is: we haven’t updated the term since we expanded West.

Do you know what I don't hear enough, people questioning the fact that the "midwest" is in the east of the US

@reallyspoketome It’s Belinda!

Home in time for the last 7km. What have I missed #CouchPeloton?

New tattoo and Marie are doing well.

@SpazMcSpazzy You’ve just sent me down a rabbit hole, haven’t you?

@craignewman The real question is why is CPS in school at all, regardless of weather, on Dec 22.

@IssieAtch Big yikes.

@DrankyDranks @velospence At the end of the day, I’m just there for edibles 😂

@LukeTheCycliste @velospence And you don’t laugh in their face. That’s complicity.

The term “beertender” always strikes me as reductive. Is that just a me thing?

@DrankyDranks @velospence Just to clear this… I do not call them budtender. They refer to themselves as this.

@LukeTheCycliste @velospence That’s retail. You calling the gas man a gastender? The dude at Old Navy a shirttender? Nah I ain’t think so

@DrankyDranks @velospence No, I’m just a patron of them

@LukeTheCycliste @velospence Are y’all smoking at them?

@DrankyDranks @velospence Our man hasn’t been to enough dispensaries

@velospence Not a thing. Cc @LukeTheCycliste

@DrankyDranks The dispensary(s) I’ve been to beg to to differ.

@LukeTheCycliste Not a thing.

Ok I understand my beef with “beertender” it is the beer version of “mixologist” and I fucking hate that.

Hoping if we get enough retweets we can get @SANTINI_SMS to make this for us for the holidays 🤞🎄🎅

@lukascph BOBBY FRY, yes!

🇺🇸 John Hotdog 🇺🇸 Robert Fried-Food (nicknamed Bobby Fry) 🇺🇸 Joe Democracy twitter.com/LukeTheCyclist…

Based on this: What would various countries' made-up names be? 😂 We already have 🇫🇷 Pierre Baguette 🇮🇹 Antonio Parmigiano 🇩🇰 Preben Flæskesvær 🇸🇪 Anders Surströmmingsson 🇦🇺 Bruce Billabong

@lukascph John Hotdog Robert Fried-Food Joe Democracy

@joelindsey I do legal PR nowadays and my eyes have been 👀 watching this gain traction. I imagine there’ll be privacy class actions and fair use lawsuits at some point.