Luke Thomas

@superTV247 Didn't even know it was on. Anyone else?

RATINGS: #ComicRelief 2026 pulled JUST 2 million viewers for its BBC One telethon last night, the events lowest ever viewership: 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

20 SIGNS A MAN IS QUIETLY WINNING IN LIFE: 1. Sleeps with peace of mind 2. Pays bills on time 3. Body getting stronger every year 4. Fewer but loyal friends 5. Learns something new often 6. Talks less, listens more 7. Controls anger 8. Avoids unnecessary drama 9. Saves money regularly 10. Protects family 11. Keeps promises 12. Handles problems calmly 13. Values time deeply 14. Takes responsibility for mistakes 15. Stays focused on long term goals 16. Respects elders 17. Maintains self discipline 18. Lives below means 19. Builds skills constantly 20. Moves quietly without seeking attention

@Ravenismeee Nope.

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

@catandthecrow Literally picked 9 as my immediate estimation and then did £1, 50ps (heres where I started celebrating in my head) 5ps, and 2ps.

This was yesterday's Mensa puzzle. Took me a while to understand the best way to figure out how to solve it. Have fun!

The best film franchise ever. Up to Endgame anyway...👀

@Contagious_Punk Might even have been mgs 1. No memory card, ps1 left on all weekend my cousin stayed over so we could complete it

@LukeThomas89 That game always left me wanting more lol

Real gamer test: What was the first game you stayed up all night playing as a kid? 🎮 Mine started a lifelong problem with sleep.

What an advert for the game this match is #IrevSco

@LuxMeaMundiAM @chrismd10 I've not. It's on the list to watch, but so are 1,000 other things! Is it good?

@LukeThomas89 @chrismd10 Makes me think of a lot of things he’s missed already. He wasn’t really into any one franchise but things over the years stuck out for him. He wanted to see the new Avatar movie. And he definitely would’ve enjoyed this dinosaur series. Have you watched it through yet?

This must be the best week of your life if you’re 5 years old and into dinosaurs. I’m almost 30 and I’ve been rearranging everything to stick on another hour of Morgan Freeman narrating some clueless herbivore getting torn limb from limb. An absolute masterclass in dino documentary making from, unsurprisingly, the maker of Jurassic Park

@LuxMeaMundiAM @chrismd10 I love that this made you think of him!

@LukeThomas89 @chrismd10 Lost my Dad last year to cancer and I watched the intro to the new Dinosaur series last night and thinking he would’ve liked to have seen this one. We watched the Walking with Dinosaurs series together in 1999 together with Mum and younger brother

@LuxMeaMundiAM @chrismd10 Absolutely mind blowing

@LukeThomas89 @chrismd10 That was a classic!

@chrismd10 But can we talk about it on the bus to swimming with school in the morning? Levels.

@LukeThomas89 mate honestly it's gone bar for bar

@StormyMv33 Had someone tell me it was a good race because there was "x" no. of overtakes...which was great until I pointed out they were just driving past cars charging, not over taking as we know it.

The first laps between Leclerc and Russell were literally artificial. One was forced to recharge while the other deployed and it swapped every lap. That's why Mercedes double-stacked for clear air, so they could push and build a gap. Crazy how some are enjoying this slop I don't get it

@Blesing_Andrew No point banging on about it. Recruitment under INEOS has been a huge improvement! Maybe 2 misses?

🔴💔 UPDATE | Jadon Sancho is on £200k/week at Man United with Aston Villa covering 80% on loan. Yet 0 PL goals in 18 games with one assist. His Contract will be up June 2026 and he will be a free agent. United will lose him for £0 after £73m spend. Another masterclass in recruitment.

@zoyaedits12 -3

Only genius can do it 😉

@DoctorBenjy Literally only watching the big PPVs these days and keeping a casual eye on Raw/Smackdown!

Tell ya what, I've been very underwhelmed by WWE programming recently, so the Elimination Chamber tonight has got some major potential to actually make me consider watching 2 bloody nights of Wrestlemania in April, Y2J? The box? Surprise win somewhere? Surely.

@Jaack @Wayne501Mardle Get him on the pod Jack! Strictly darts chat only!

@Wayne501Mardle You’ve had the worst hand anybody could imagine dealt to you mate, and yet you continue to be the kindest, funniest, most humble bloke in any room you enter Wayne. You are simply incredible.

I’ve not told many this, life has taken a difficult turn and I’ve had to have them rehomed. This has broken me. Don’t take anything for granted. I had everything I wanted now I have nothing I want. 💔❤️

Canadians are just budget Americans aren't they? #BBCWinterOlympics #Curling #WinterOlympicGames