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@LukeWilliams_29

back away banana breath! what the hell did you just eat? a banana? #transrightsarehumanrights 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·5 Nis

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have to say i’m really enjoying lord sugar’s latest bit of earnestly replying to nonsense engagement farming tweets

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·4 Nis

so brilliant living near a sunday league pitch. sat in my garden, just heard big celebrations followed by the ref’s whistles and immediate boos & abuse. not many other sports where you can instantly tell the state of a game based on 2 seconds of crowd noise alone

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·3 Nis

reading rickie lambert’s wikipedia page and i don’t think i’ve ever seen this before? why is there so much emphasis put on his penalty record?

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·31 Mar

absolutely pointless game of football tonight, but the highlight has to be the little kid next to me who turned to his mum halfway through the second half and asked ‘mum, what does lizzy’s in a box mean?’

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·31 Mar

seeing all these tweets about old fifa songs really makes me understand the people who text into radio stations asking them to keep the tunes coming

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·31 Mar

accidental chris coleman

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·30 Mar

i dunno, i don’t think the man with the username no context fritzl immediately screams good judge of character

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·28 Mar

the lack of humanity in this creep’s eyes really reminds me of these adverts

Joe Martin@joemartin1066

I’m thrilled to announce I’ll be standing for Reform in the upcoming Sendd election for Caerdydd Penarth. We’ll be scrapping the so-called ‘Nation of Sanctuary’, cutting your taxes, and stamping out insane gender ideology from your children’s schools. A vote for Reform UK is a vote to save Wales.

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·22 Mar

fascinated by the advertising hoardings showing carabao lager. imagine asking for a pint of carabao

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·21 Mar

hungover and playing fifa 15. life is beautiful sometimes

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·19 Mar

i love this app so much

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·17 Mar

hang on why are people allowed to use ai to create realistic-looking videos of children crying about wetting themselves??? that doesn’t seem like a good thing to bring into the world if you ask me

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😢 He needed to go to the toilet and his teacher said he should have gone in break time … he couldn’t hold it and all his class laughed at him 🤬

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luke@LukeWilliams_29·16 Mar

there’ll never be another programme like premier league years. just stuck on the 02/03 season in the background, starts with a montage of utd winning the title then goes straight into coverage of the soham murders. nobody was, or is, doing it like georgie thompson

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