Luke

Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

Chelsea have activated £35m release clause into Michael Olise’s contract — deal advancing to final stages 🚨🔵 Clause has always been there despite denials and all parties will be in touch to finalise the agreement. Olise already said yes to Chelsea, time to fix details.

Gabriel misses his penalty ❌ PSG WIN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! 🏆 📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max

I wish any fanbase to experience the thrill of your best ever player coaching your team full of Academy graduates you've heard about for years winning every trophy in youth football. That 2019-20 season was the most enjoyable season I had as a Chelsea fan after the league title seasons.

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04). The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

@LickshotLippy You definitely haven’t slept since last night 😂 crazy take

Best centre back duo in the history of the Premier league. I don’t even know which one is better than the other one. Both top 5 Prem CBs of all time. The top 5 is now Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, Van Dijk, Saliba and Gabriel. John Terry is gone, Vidic was never top 5. Fuck off

No way my daughters been born on the day them lot win the league 😭😭

@LickshotLippy How can you be from Buckingham Palace Road

Victoria? As in Westminster and Buckingham Palace? He’s not even bad, but I didn’t know man dem lived over there I thought that was royal grounds

@LambethLabour Lambeth Councillors gifted themselves private roads (#LTN's) & financially benefited from house price increases. Rezina Chowdhury called her LTN a success, by polluting other peoples children Then abused people online when voters complained. Vote Labour OUT

Tories pledge to fight Oxford Street pedestrianisation after winning back Westminster lbc.co.uk/article/westmi…

Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard and John Terry in Chelsea.

“EFL Round-Up” has me in STITCHES 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 ANOTHER CUNDY MASTERCLASS

“I actually thought the Ref had a good game” Brooo😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

fuck ALL of the old cunts in my mentions we simply MUST lose tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣

@JakeBumfluff @jt_stamford

@jt_stamford 0 pints.

Nice to see @JakeBumfluff doing well.

@jt_stamford Exactly this, to this day I’ve never finished it

I stopped when Negan wasn’t ‘Negan’ anymore. I went back to it years later to finish it and I still wish I hadn’t, they killed an absolutely sensational series.