Luke

Speedo season has started

Trying to see all the names popping up randomly across the screen for the in memoriam #BRITsAwards

RACHEL BABE #TheTraitors

Sir David Beckham Lady Victoria Beckham Geri right now:

Me searching for the toilet in the middle of the night #CelebrityTraitors

Anisimova’s streak of losing her first 14 games in grand slam finals is now over. #USOpen

@TennisChannel It’s giving BooHooMan x Shein

New sponsor, who dis? 😏 Jack Draper has joined forces with Vuori and ASICS 💥 #usopen

WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS?! 🤣@GirlsAloud

If only Grigor Dimitrov’s pec held up… #Wimbledon

Alcaraz: ‘no thanks’ #Wimbledon

Europe #ESC

Me on Payday just as my direct debits go out my account #WhiteLotus

The sooner Lola Young disappears into the vortex of TikTok archive the better. Especially when singing lyrics like ‘pulling a Britney’. #BRITs2025

Teddy Swims recreating how the entirety of London have been… bed bound with flu. #BRITs

If you’re in London and you haven’t caught this horrific flu then stay in doors. Lock the doors. Don’t go out. Don’t pass go and don’t collect £200. It is the sickest I have ever been.

When my McDonald’s order number is called #Grammys2025

Lady Gaga: #Abracadabra amor-oo-na-na Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga Abracadabra, abra-oo-na-na Me:

@MichaelBaggs Including the coat check queues

(Respect to everyone who survived the Adonis queue of Jan 1st 2025)

Never underestimate the determination of London gays who want to party on New Years Day

DESERVED

Find me sharing my thirsts over there now ➡️ bsky.app/profile/lukeej…

Why is this giving Hallmark Christmas movies