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Luke
@Lukelfc86
Happily married. Only here for the footy news and the banter. LFC, F1, gym, food, booze, music and travel. 🔴🏁💪🥘🍻🎵🎸🌎
Katılım Ağustos 2023
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@Ivor168274 Haven't had a sausage dinner for ages. Was always my fave, sausage, chips, gravy, mushy peas. Sometimes they chucked onion on.
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@Lukelfc86 I saw these on offer on TikTok but didn’t love the my protein ones I got so chickened out 😂
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@Lukelfc86 Yeah I’m fairly new here and still finding my feet but I’m thick skinned enough in appearance and online 🤣🤣
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@Lukelfc86 I just ignore the rude, arrogant cock suckers and interact with the genuine ones. Some just do it for attention

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@Lauren_83_ @awildtom Why have I got the postcode lottery song in my head now...
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Wait are guys really out there just poking it? lmao
Florry Pearl🇧🇪@florry_pearl
Straight-up advice for guys who “finger the clit” instead of rubbing it: A ton of dudes hear “fingering” and think it means jamming a finger in or poking/jabbing at the clit like they’re trying to press a doorbell. That’s the #1 way to kill the vibe. The clitoris has 8,000+ nerve endings and it’s extremely sensitive poking it feels more like an annoyance or even pain than pleasure for most women. Do this instead (the right way to stimulate the clit with your fingers):
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Was only taking the piss tbh
Luke@Lukelfc86
Chelsea will have a new manager bounce by the time we play them at this rate 😬
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@Lukelfc86 😂😂 I suppose if they are chatting in dms, they think theyre a thing.
Someone on her told me she'd been dating a fella off here for 18mths and found out he was married.
It turned out that they hadn't even met 😭
She thought they were in a relationship 🙈
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@Greekgoddess02 How do you claim someone as yours? What does that even mean on twitter 😂🙃
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@Lukelfc86 People were very possessive in those days. They just block you now if you talk to the person they've claimed as theirs 😂😂
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@lfc_arrow Speed drinking Guinness is neither big or clever.
Cheers mate
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@Lukelfc86 Defenitly agree there buddy have a great rest of your evening mate
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@Lukelfc86 Couldn't agree more mate its been rubbish all season mate I want.Munich to win the champions league mate
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@boyle39125 Definitely not at the minute, it's just set pieces, long throws and the ball being out of play half the game 😂
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@Lukelfc86 Its been a awful premier league it comes to something when people want city to win the league mate they keep saying we have the best league in the world we dont mate
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@boyle39125 Said it all season and not just because we have been crap, there's a lot wrong with the game at the minute and not a lot of football being played.
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@Lukelfc86 I'd love the Bournemouth manager mate them.and Brighton the only two.teams I enjoy watxhing both play good positive football
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