Jenn Slater

Everyone needs them a P-Dawg in their life. Just not my P-Dawg.

If it’s not Chuck Berry’s version of Run Rudolph Run, I don’t want to hear it.

#NewProfilePic #SamsMama

They gotta find a way to play this song at games this year 🔥🔥

I’m so ready for this little boy to be born so I can hold him. I’m also ready for a patio beer or three.

I will sit painstakingly still and not make a sound. Just to watch students turn around to see if I’m in the room while they’re trying to go to a new tab, instead of their assignment. Their faces when they turn around and I’m looking like this… it’s worth it. 😂 #teacherprobs

@vegasstarfish Stayed here before Christmas and absolutely loved it. The thought and design of every aspect within the hotel and casino is awesome. Will definitely stay here again and again.

Circa in Downtown Las Vegas is the nicest luxury resort on the Fremont Street Experience. It’s strictly adults only and feels as if it were designed with men in mind. Not to say there isn’t something for everyone here, but this is a very sports centered resorts with an excellent steakhouse, dancing dealers, huge bars, a year round party pool and no spa in sight. Their parking garage, Garage Mahal, is an odd masterpiece with its own fan base and merch line. #vegas #lasvegas #vegasstarfish #vegasresort #downtownlasvegas #fremontstreetexperience #vegasexperience #wheretogoinvegas #thingstodoinvegas #vegashotels #vegasplanning #circalasvegas #stadiumswim #vegaslocal #starfishstays

@lottelydia I will NEVER forget when I was almost failed in a college course/expulsion because turnitin said I plagiarized over the allotted percentage. When I asked to review my paper the highlighted portions were direct quotes and citations.. I still had to redo the paper.

@Tberry57 He was in Hairspray too.

Wait, no he actually never has to stare down at his feet to know what he’s doing. Someone give him a GOOD musical role ASAP he’s so ready for it.

Notice everyone trying SO HARD while Efron is moving so effortlessly. He still has some HSM in him.

@LasVegasLocally My husband and I did last night. Water is 98 degrees and staff are friendly and helpful. Would definitely recommend.

Is this an appropriate place to watch Monday Night Football in December?

Nail salons in airports. We need them.

@hey_bails13 You think you know someone…

you know what sucks, toaster strudels pop tarts >

Just really feel like 23 year old me would’ve knocked this pregnancy thing out of the park. 28 year old me is cranky and tired…

@PaysonSlater and I are having a baby BOY. 💙

I wonder if dive bar jukeboxes miss me like I miss them?

Parent in the stands: “our kids don’t even get a participation trophy?” Considering the team is playing for last place, the answer would be no. Your kid isn’t special for getting last. Idk when people are going to wake up.

This OU fan is sick and tired of 11am games.

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@lporiginalg A standard score of 70 is the cut off for intellectually disabled.

6•30•2023 These pictures are going everywhere. I married the funniest, caring, and hard-working man in the world. He’s something to look at too. 😉🤍