Gary Lumley

Got the making of a title winning back four @PintsDrank

@A6788C Gyökeres 9

£50 giveaway again tonight, the first person to guess below the scorer and minute scored in the Arsenal Burnley game wins, example “Saka 22” Still feeling so robbed and hard done by on that 99/1 so little giveaway to make up for it MUST BE FOLLOWING PLUS RT, goodluck🍀

@A6788C Morgan Rogers 22nd

Fuck it £50 giveaway, Predict the first goalscorer for the Liverpool game tonight and the minute scored in the comments below for example “Van Dijk 67th” Since the last few days have been poor and simply to annoy that guy who asked for a “refund” and is blocked 🟨😂😂😂

OH MY WORD 🤯🤯🤯🤯 YORK HAVE EQUALISED IN THE 102ND MINUTE TO WIN PROMOTION 😱 Watch LIVE NOW at DAZN.com/NLTV 📺

90+13' York level. Stones. #rafc 1-1 #york

@OfficialFPL any ideas why this is happening on my account? Thanks

She won’t be when Xhaka and Joelinton gets booked Sunday

@ChristianMeah afternoon chief 🫡, cards bet on the England game today? you’ve pretty much paid for my Christmas so thanks a lot and keep up the good work

@MatthewCBurton well done today mate, you definitely weren’t sick 6 times in the last 500m. Top work, well done.

It took Robert Redford to die before I realised that this isn’t Zach Galifianakis!!

@Allifornication Squad depth? He surely wants to leave City for more game time, not sure he would get that at spurs unless an injury occurs, unless TF wants to play with 3 at the back more often and Danso because 4th choice maybe…

Cheers Son's crying, nice one 🥲

@Rightanglenews @ihirst_h

BREAKING - British men are finally taking a stand against migrant crime as today at the Highbury & Islington Tube Station a migrant punched a man holding a baby, causing the child to fall while British men stepped in.

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

@durnin26 Fair mate. Hope you can get rid of them. Hope all is ok

@durnin26 Bloody hell, Durn. Talk about last minute. Got to be a wind up

@TomButler_ If I didn’t like you so much, I’d say I hope it’s really fucking shit and they kick off before the show starts and break up again. But I like you so have a great time

Questions everywhere..

@mathsjem Hello Jo, I was wondering if you could follow me so I can DM you? A colleague of mine is leaving and he is your biggest fan that’s all. He has your signed book on his mantelpiece. Thanks

He'll be be potting that pink tonight or the brown haha congrats 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉

A man of his word.