Lunar C Quotes

maybe I should've been a stain on the mattress instead of raised as a bastard and left to play in the traffic

TIPPAZ FLOATIN IN YA BIRDCAGE- WEAR'S POLLY GONE?

got it covered like a skidmark on a g string

@OwenTaundry any you think i'm able to write that in under 140 characters?

On April fools day i went on Jeremy Kyle and accused my grandma of molesting a child

RT if you hate fat people

Does your yard smell like carp or cod cause you live with a big fish and a little fish in a carboard box

I was fisting that bitch the other day and i'm sure somebody shook my hand

You're so generic and consistently average that it's almost impressive

Big up @_sickasfuck

We get stoned like infidels from Arabia

Now i got bare fans like im performing to a nudest group

Your misses calls me Moses because I give her a seeing to (sea in two)

10 stone in wet clothes, i don't have muscles but in my mind i'm hench though

I'm average at rapping there's rappers better than me. I can't rap effortlessly it's a large effort to me

I got it covered like a skidmark on a g-string

@LunarCFT's F64 is such a huge improvement from the last #BUH #lunarmy

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I'll climb stark bollock naked up your family tree and drag my balls across the face of every slag that i meet #FavouriteLunarLyrics

@michael_b74 yes but as long as lunar keeps making music i can keep tweeting. Still good for finding good quotes from him anyway