@TheManlet_King CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT
MASTICATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I GIVE MYSELF 'BETES
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@LungwormJim
Slop enjoyer | Gigachud | Coal miner | Not a groyper
Sneedville Katılım Haziran 2023
202 Takip Edilen79 Takipçiler
I Dine in, now now take-out, forks up, now forks down!
Buffet, buffet, think I'll have dessert now!
Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Yum!)
Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Waiter?)
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“I don’t mean to doubt professor Snape’s potion making skills, I just don’t understand why he insists on adding cough syrup to everything.”
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TWO TOWERS?
Variety@Variety
NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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wrapping up a bunch of wips so here's a thing
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"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do."
"Oh, okay, sure Mr. Lee, take it away. Action!"
"YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH!!!"
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MIKE TODAY YOU REMIND OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA WHO HAS QUITE POSSIBLY, NEVER HAD SEX
Wari Funni@Zari_Wari
I love shitty david lynch impressions that are an inch away from being inspector gadget
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Right now Michael B. Jordan’s parents are at home crying like little girls
Monisha Rajesh 🍉@monisha_rajesh
I hope every single person who decided on behalf of Black people that they should shrug off the n-word reads this. His parents cried. The word has more impact than any of us could ever understand so stfu and listen to Black people.
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Weighed myself before and after taking a 15 minute shit and there was no difference
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Paris is going to feel very shortchanged
RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Helen of Troy, according to Christopher Nolan.
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