ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒗𝒂𝒔, 𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒕𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕.

Today's daily Baxter #Baxter #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelbaxter

[ sneezing . someone is talking about him . ]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ * @TRUSTVOXTEK

⚠️進捗 にっこりシャッキー可愛い

@cultG0D You have a rather extensive understanding of the ocean . Do you happen to know what makes an anglerfish such an effective ' hunter ' ?

@LurelightLab ⠀ You wouldn't. Such as a fish wouldn't see a shark coming for it. ⠀

Cowardice would imply an unwillingness to act when circumstances require it . And yet , if memory serves correctly , I entered your tower myself during the altercation and assisted Niffty despite the associated risks . Even if my role was comparatively minor , I still went . &&

@cultG0D / how he is still alive is beyond me

@LurelightLab ／ i enjoy him giving vox a hard time.

𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☆ i just love baxter not giving a fuck and being an absolute shitter to everyone

@cultG0D i don't think so .

@LurelightLab ⠀ Yeah, yeah. I'm about to rip into you like a shark would.ᐟ ⠀

@cultG0D Spoken like a true shark .

@LurelightLab ⠀ PrEdIcTaBle As AlWaYs. Bite me. I'll find other ways to tear you down, little fish. Don't test these dangerous waters. ⠀

@cultG0D Predictable , as always . . . . I admit it is still rather amusing to provoke you , especially now that there are no professional consequences attached to irritating you , Vox .

@LurelightLab ⠀ ////.ᐟ.ᐟ Forget I said anything about anything involving a damn night with Alastor⎯⎯ .ᐟ Ugh.ᐟ Don't you dare grab that damn notepad of yours.ᐟ Nothing ever bodes well from it.. ⠀

@cultG0D Who said I was speaking to him about " that night " ? What an interesting reaction . . . where did I put my notepad ?

@LurelightLab ⠀ ⎯⎯ The fuck are you and Alastor talking about involving 𝙈𝙀.ᐣ.ᐟ If you're believing everything that damn deer is spouting, than you're faaaar dumber than you look.ᐟ He's perspective of what happened that night is so 𝙊𝙁𝙁.ᐟ ⠀

@cultG0D Ironic that YOU would be the one objecting to being observed . . . I have done my research regarding you , Vox , way before I started working for you — along with having several conversations with the Radio Demon as of late ! I know considerably more than you seem to believe .

@LurelightLab ⠀ Can you stop " assessing " me like I'm some sort of experiment.ᐣ Nobody likes being watched and observed like that 24/7, ya little freak. Also, shut the fuck up about " my experience with rejection. " You don't know shit. ⠀

ヴィンセントとペンドルトンとアラスターのファンアート。 この2人に挟まれるとちょっとかわいそうなペンドルトン。

@cultG0D They had no issue with the fact that I previously worked for you , so I fail to see why continued contact would suddenly concern them now . Also it was an educated guess based on your prior experience with rejection . It would seem my assessment was correct .

@LurelightLab ⠀ Sure. Keep me updated. I can just imagine how everyone will feel knowing you have some sort of connection with me still. Haha.. As for my experience.ᐣ The fuck are you on about⎯⎯ .ᐣ ⠀

@cultG0D You only understand what you yourself have experienced . If you are so convinced they will betray me , then I find myself inclined to disprove your theory entirely . I would be more than pleased to provide you with updates regarding the results !

@LurelightLab ⠀ Right. 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙛𝙪𝙡. Well, maybe your nerdy ways will provide you with some assistance to remain relevant to them. Otherwise, you'll most likely be pushed aside once they're done using you. But what do I know, hm.ᐣ ⠀

@cultG0D I merely wished to test the theory . Redemption — or Heaven itself — holds little personal appeal to me . However , with the friendships I have formed at the hotel , I have found myself developing an unexpected desire to be . . . helpful .

@LurelightLab ⠀ What's there so intriguing about it.ᐣ It's boring and stupid. Like we're all here for a damn reason. Why are we all scraping to get up there now.ᐣ ⠀

뱀이 당구치는 자세에 대한 레퍼런스가 없어서 꼬리를 어떻게 둬야 할지 모르겠음(포즈 사진 참조) #HazbinHotel #SirPentious

oh my

@cultG0D I am merely intrigued by the concept itself — not by any genuine desire to redeem myself .

@LurelightLab ⠀ Uh-huh. Well, have fun aiming for Heaven and being wedeemed. Hahhaa.ᐟ Damn, let me know when you're about to transcend and I'll send over the news crew. I'm sure so many will love to see you two reunited behind the pearly gates. ⠀