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Fish Demon
@Lurking_Figure
Born to be a wandering sage who plays haunting flute melodies in the distance and tells riddles to random people with hidden wisdom Forced to be a wageworker
The Garden Of Earthly Delights Katılım Nisan 2014
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@atlanticesque missed the word "Chief" at first and overguessed 😖
im a dumbass
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i realize characters making a mistake isn't a writing error but like bro you have the drop, set the gun to semi and aim down the sights, you literally had him lmao
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Laughing my ass off because this is just ass backwards, he Bruce Lee'd an armed terrorist but then missed a guy at point blank range because he couldn't control the recoil of an Uzi? Seriously?
MILLER ⚪️⚪️🔴@MrMiller007_
Just watched TOY SOLDIERS for the first time. This has got to be the biggest example of "you're not that guy" moment.
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If we're the spine of Europe we got fucking scoliosis my nigga
InfoGram@_InfoGram_
🔴BREAKING:🇪🇸🇨🇳 China has just called Spain the SPINE of Europe.
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@dyingscribe A mom out there is gonna ask her kid why they don't talk with their internet buddies as much anymore and her kid will look her dead in the eye and say that the guy who brought the group together got arrested for raping, murdering, and cutting up a child
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@dyingscribe Imagine being one of the regulars on his discord, man. I have to imagine that a lot of them are young like Celeste.
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Reminder that D4vd released an animated music video of him killing Celeste in the video two years before he killed her
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@ManaSlingSlashr @SimoninSuffolk @tillwehvfaces @AtticumFloreat "Dearie, Gam-Gam was just following orders"
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@SimoninSuffolk @tillwehvfaces @AtticumFloreat This implies a possibility of a good reason to shoot grandma at 500 yards
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This G.K. Chesterton quote I return to weekly
tater tot@parakeetnebula
What’s a line from something you’ve read that you find yourself repeating in your head every now and then?
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@dyingscribe bro was begging to be caught and the powers that be delayed it for as long as possible
actual American Psycho shit
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Bro, a bunch of his songs are about this girl or killing this girl. Romantic Homicide is just the most obvious.
IKONLIVING@IKONLIVING1
@dyingscribe Please tell me the song wasn't romantic homicide
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@DavidAOliverJr @AlecStapp Giant theme-park stand at the door of the police academy that says "you must be this dumb to enter this institution"
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Just remembered the story about a computer scientist who had his bike stolen and tried to explain binary search to a cop
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@atlanticesque This makes a lot more sense if you know that pinball machines started out as a form of gambling
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People don't wanna hear it but La Guardia was a bit of a slopulist
Adam Thierer@AdamThierer
craziest moral panic moment? NYC mayor Fiorello La Guardia once banned pinball machines on grounds they "robbed the pockets of schoolchildren in the form of nickels and dimes given them as lunch money." He smashed them with sledgehammers and dumped them in NYC rivers. 🤡
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This is how you know she isn’t playing games
TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse
Lana Del Rey was spotted with her husband, holding a PS5.
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this is how my reading pace feels sometimes 😅
shain 📚@shainreads
Is it possible to read 2 pages in one day?
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@belet_seri it should be noted that every time an initiative to end tipping happens, servers rally against it because unskilled laborers who don't make tips make demonstrably less money lmao
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@belet_seri i mean yeah obviously immigrants will be paying more taxes than natives if they're displacing natives from higher-paid work lmao
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@wwarrior_1 game journalism is so funny because it's overrun with the most insane kind of progressives you can imagine while also somehow being the most blatant corpoprop in existence
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your review complained there are too many cheese puns in a cartoon world about mice
you complained that you kill too many people in a boomer shooter that you fucking acknowledge in your clickbait blurb to get people to read your review
like what the fuck are you guys even talking about
For the record I didn't read your clickbait shit, I just saw these points from a guy that critiqued you point by fucking point
i am sincerely wondering why IGN is even a thing
IGN@IGN
Mouse: P.I. for Hire is an amusing enough FPS if you just want to blast some cartoon mice, but its haphazard marriage of noir storytelling and boomer shooter action are often at odds. Our review: bit.ly/3Q3NthT
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The Moby Dick fandom is dying.
Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.
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@atlanticesque The second ADHD medication left my life it was immediately replaced by enough caffeine in a day to kill a mid-sized dog
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“Oh you poor child, I can’t believe society tried to medicate you instead embracing you for who you are! Wouldn’t you prefer a world where we all lived according to the freedom of our selves?”
“Actually I’d rather have the adderall”
zoey🦇 !!@zoeyizume
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@dyingscribe lol at Pope Francis barely edging Andrew Tate
no i will not be phrasing it differently
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@dyingscribe tfw you try to do your fake mean-spiritedness schtick but accidentally make it sound like you got molested in grade school
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